Know Your Stars: Slippy Toad
Announcer: Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Know Your Stars
Slippy Toad: Announcer?
Announcer: Yes, I'm going to tell you something else.
Slippy Toad: OK.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… his name is actually: Baby Slip.
Slippy Toad: What's that?
Announcer: Baby Slip… Like to drink or play in the toilet water.
Slippy Toad: No I don't! I like ocean water, lake, river, fresh water.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… at night, he looks up porn on the Internet.
Slippy Toad: NO! I don't look up porn.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… like to have sex with Fox, at night.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!
Announcer: Slippy Toad… like to date Krystal.
Slippy Toad: Krystal not my girlfriend.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… Hasn't taken a bath in six months.
Slippy Toad: That's not ture, I take my bath everyday.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… is gay.
Slippy Toad: I'm not gay.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… is bi-sexual.
Slippy Toad: I'M NOT BI.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… like the touch hot girl's boob.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!
Announcer: Baby Slip… want to get kick out of the Star Fox team.
Slippy Toad: THAT'S NOT TURE
Announcer: Slippy Toad… at night, He drinks lots of beer.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!! I don't drink.
Announcer: Really?
Slippy Toad: Really.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… at night, he dresses up in a diaper, holds a rattle and cries like a baby.
Slippy Toad: I don't do that.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… strips at clubs at night.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!
Announcer: Slippy Toad… at night, he being naked singing 'Barbie Girl'.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!
Announcer: Slippy Toad… at the hot day, he likes to likes to take his clothes off to get sweat like a pig.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!! How can I do that?
Announcer: Because you have to get sweaty.
Announcer: Slippy Toad… like to rape someone for free.
Slippy Toad: WHAT!!
Announcer: Slippy Toad… He cheated on Fox to be with Peppy, who cheated on him to be with Falco, who cheated on him to be with Krystal, who cheated on her to be with James, who cheated on him to be with Wolf, who cheated on him to be with Pigma, who cheated on him to be with Leon, who cheated on him to be with Andrew, cheated on him to be with General Pepper, who cheated on him to be with Bill, who cheated on him to be with Katt, who cheated on her to be with Amanda, who cheated on her to be with Lucy, who cheated on her to be with Dash, who cheated on her to get back together with Fox. Man Slip, you need to go to Jerry Springer or Steve Wilkos.
Slippy Toad: I NEVER GOT TOGETHER WITH ANY OF THEM! THEY DON'T FREAKIN' KNOW ME, DAMN IT! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM PEOPLE! THE THINGS HE SAID ARE LIES!
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