So me and Alex were sharing this sick as frick apartment in East London ye and it was well chill. The rent was peak but at least we had a den to crash in after we were out with the lads all day. So this one night we were just chilling out watchin some Eastenders when the fecking phone started making noise.
"Yo Pipes can u answer that shite?" Alex shouted.
"Aight fam." I replied, picking up the shitty box. "Yo what u want?"
"Sup Piper it's Nicky." My g Nicky answered.
"NICKY MY G WASSUP BRO?" I screamed down the phone.
"YO MAN RED SAYS U TWO NEED TO GET UR ARSES DOWN TO DIXY CHICKEN RN"
"CHILL AF BRO WE'LL BE THERE IN A JIFFY AIGHT?"
Nicky hung up and I jumped up off the dirty ass sofa and went into the kitchen to find Alex downing a can of Carling.
"Yo bitch Red wants us at Dixy's rn ok"
"shit man but eastenders is on" Alex looked rly fucking upset but Red was our squad boss soooooo.
"I kno man me too but we gotta see what Red wants ok come on"
I grabbed my Nike hoodie and put on my Adidas trainers. I looked slick af. Alex was a norze and wore Reebok so idefk what to say about her. We slammed the door to our crib ye and and headed down the stairs of the block of flats. Dixy's was just over the road so it was chill af to get there.
We pushed open the door to FIND THE WHOLE SQUAD THERE ALREADY FAM IT WAS A BEAUTS SIGHT.
"YOOOO IT'S PIPER AND ALEX MY BROTHERS." Morello came jogging up to us and took us both in a bear hug.
"YO MORELLO MY G HOW'S IT GOING" Alex was eyeing up some real tasty chicken on the table.
"IT'S SICK AS FRICK FAM BUT RED SAYS THERE BE SOME SPOOPY SHITE GOING ON WITH ANOTHER SQUAD."
That was never good bc other squads could get too cosy on our turf and would do drug deals n shite where we did our thing. Shit's not good fam. After Morello finally stopped huggin me, Red came out and we did our secret squad handshake which was hella sick af. Alex did the same and was like "yo Red wtf is going on with this other squad."
"well fam basically Vee and her sketty squad have decided to start slinging their shitty weed out in our territory so we gotta go jump em while they're buyin their shit."
Nicky pulled out her gun. "Dw Red, we'll fuckin mess them up good."
Red looked spooked af. "Nicky omg chill out fam we're not gonna kill them. We just gotta freak them out so they don't think they can come and fuck up our customers."
Nicky looked disappointed but Red was right bc we couldn't have the popo coming after us again.
"Ok so I want Piper n Nicky to go do this shite while me, Alex and Morello go scope out this sick new safehouse I found near McDonald's"
Red knew me and Nicky were the real badasses of the squad so she always sent us to do the dirty work.
"ok Piper come on we need to go find these bitches and spook em out" Nicky pulled up the hood of her JD sports hoodie and headed towards the door. I waved to Alex who was standing behind Red next to Morello. She waved back and mouthed "be safe my g"
Me and Nicky started making our way down the high street towards the old af warehouse that Vee and her shitey gang were meant to be meeting some random dude with shitty weed for them to sell.
"Remember we just gotta spook them, no killing ok." I said to Nicky. She had a bit of history with making that mistake.
"I feel u fam dw. I'll point my gun at em but I won't shoot ok"
We got to the warehouse and poked our heads around the corner. Them bitches were already there. I could see Vee talkin to some dickhead with a bag which was obvs full of grass. All of her crappy squad were standing around trying to look like badmans. Taystee, Poussey, Watson, Suzanne and Black Cindy were dressed in matching grey tracksuits with their arms crossed. I almost let out a cheeky giggle bc they looked like shitty roadmen.
Vee shook hands with the dude bc she was a massive fuckin ponce when me and Nicky started making our way over. We were outnumbered but we knew our shit. I pulled my gun out from the back of my waistband and pulled my hood further over my head.
"YO VEE." I called out, my hand gripping the gun tightly.
The squad turned to look at our shadows. "yo vee it's Piper and Nicky from Red's squad." Taystee kissed her teeth.
"What do you girls want? I hope you're not here to intrude on the deal I'm trying to make." Vee said. She always spoke with a proper posh fucking accent. I had to control myself not to fuckin shoot her in her damn fugly ass face.
"That's exactly what we're here for u fuckin sket. Drop the bag arsehole." Nicky pointed her gun at the guy.
The squad went to pull out their guns but Vee held up her hand to say nahhhh.
"There's no need for violence here. If you put away your guns and leave quietly, there won't be any consequeces."
"Vee I am so sick of ur poncey ass voice so u better stfu right now before I put a bullet in ur fuckin eye." I hissed.
She laughed like a fucking weirdo and the squad pulled out their guns.
"Shit Piper, we gotta quit man." Nicky whispered to me. I shook my head and held my gun up to Vee.
"This is ur one warning ok. U better not come on our turf again or we'll have to deck u and ur dumbass wankers."
"Don't worry, we'll be waiting, blondie." Vee smiled.
I was so fuckin pissed off but Red didn't want em dead. I flipped them off and turned to leave.
Nicky looked proper freaked out bc usually the squads would be hella spooked by us threatening them but Vee was like lmao whatever. Red was gonna be proper pissed off with this shite.
We headed back to Dixy's to find the other three famalams already back BUT THEY WERE COVERED IN FUCKIN BLOOD WTF. Nicky fuckin ran through the door and up to Morello.
"Jfc what happened to u lot?" I asked, hugging Alex bc she looked p spooked.
"there were peeps at the safehouse." Red looked mad af, "and they weren't too happy abt us coming in."
"we have to get that place tho bc our last one was jumped by the popo." Alex said, not letting me go.
"shite what r we gonna do then?" I asked, knowing what Red was gonna say but hoping for a diff answer.
"we gotta kill all them motherfuckers."