I had fire dragonslayer magic. I like Lucy and Lisanna. Lucy is very ugly but her farts smell delicious. Jellal Fernandes is my husband. Erza is Jellal's childhood enemy. I like Gray. He has a nice pen15. I suck it with Juvia. A wild Gajeel appeared and showed off his pen15 even though it was tiny. Juvia and Jellal beat up Gajeel's Pen15. This was such a metallic PEN15 AND Juvia melted and the water made it wet. This is Natsu's nightmare. It continued. Elfman showed off his potatoes and said only a real man has it. Natsu gets fired up by yelling PEN15! FRESH rhymes with Frosch. The Parfuum of his fresh killed everyone. Bickslow tongue increaeed size and licked Ichiya's Parfuum and Said" My babies are happy". AYE SIR!
A wild Happy Appeared and did the Macarena. Carla threw Wendy at Gray and Wendy Began to eat Ice Cream. Wendall came and slapped everyone's face and chopped off Wendy's haiR and thought about how she would Blossom like Sakura who was useless shit. THE END!