Title: Animal Magnetism
Genre: Romance/General
Rating: T
Pairing: Yata X Tabby
Summary: Tabby has the right moves to get any man...especially a certain Macabre Dancer with red glasses. Yata X Tabby in 30 sentences. Warning: CRACK PAIRING! Please R & R!
1. Glasses
Tabby slowly lifted Yata's glasses off the bridge of his nose and purred, "You know, you look really cute without your glasses..." Yata was let utterly speechless.
2. Kiss
The first kiss they shared was short and sweet; mostly because Pi walked in on them just as they began to get serious.
3. Hair
One of the biggest differences in the couple is the amount of hair each of them have.
4. Gentle
Despite his rough appearance, Yata was very gentle towards Tabby. The only time she's ever seen his fighting side is when he's protecting her.
5. Only
As their lips seperated, Tabby smiled at him and whispered, "You're the only man I want..."
6. Love
Yata knew what love was, but he wasn't exactly sure HOW to love.
7. Bugs
When Tabby broke out into connipations when facing a large spider monster, Yata let out a small chuckle and destroyed the monster with one strike.
8. Beginning
Both of their stories started from one beginning: Haseo introducing Tabby to Yata.
9. Despair
Yata couldn't let Tabby fall into despair...not after what happened to him in the battle against Morganna.
10. Ears
"Yata-san...why are you chewing on my ears?"
11. Drunk
It was a dark day indeed for G.U. when Kuhn spiked Yata and Tabby's glasses of tea with alcohol.
12. Duty
Tabby didn't care if Yata had a duty to fufill. She was going to get him to have fun even if it killed her!
13. Fall
"I love you."
14. Lost
Kuhn and Pi were left speechless when Tabby walked back into the room, covered in blood and clutching a piece of Yata's cloth in her shaking hands.
15. Age
When comparing his age to Tabby's, Yata was happy as hell that he wasn't Haseo, especially now that Endrance is stalking him...
16. Secret
Their love was their personal secret...as if Yata didn't already have enough secrets.
17. Memory
As sharp as Yata's memory was, he couldn't remember how long it's been since he really WANTED someone to kiss him.
18. Cold
When Yata noticed how Tabby was shivering the cold, he ripped off his cloth and offered it to her. This resulted in Yata walking around in the nude and Tabby getting to see more than she had bargained for.
19. Temptation
He gritted his teeth as he tried to keep himself from running his hands up her legs.
20. Pain
The pain really started when she began to scream his name at the top of her lungs over and over again.
21. Rain
"I'll clear away the rain clouds in your heart..." Tabby whispered as she moved ever closer.
22. Chocolate
When Kuhn told him that sex is better with chocolate, Yata was pretty sure he was kidding.
23. Sun
Yata didn't give a damn if the sun never rose again as he laid there in bed with Tabby.
24. Confusion
The first time Tabby cursed, even Yata had to admit he was surprised.
25. Exercise
"You can't shut sit around in your room all day! You need to exercise, like me!"
26. Birthday
Tabby held the small box out in front of him and exclaimed, "HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YATA-SAN!"
27. Fight
"HOW COULD YOU SELL THAT ITEM WHEN YOU COULD HAVE GIVEN IT TO ME?" "IT'S NOT MY FAULT, DAMMIT!"
28. Soliloquy
Tabby found it odd and amusing how, when angry, Yata would start talking to himself outloud.
29. Breasts
Dreams full of cat girls with large breasts kept Yata up all night, resulting in a bad day of work.
30. Supernova
Yata had a special technique he'd never shown anyone except for Tabby: "BLOOMING SUPERNOVA EXPLOSION OF THE FLOWERS!"