Batman no more
Part 3
Criminals in the work force
Gotham wiggly mart store manager- well it says here your name is ah joker.
Joker- yep that's me Joker a real laugh riot.
Manger- okay right ah you checked off you have a criminal record, can you explain please.
Joker- well I was top criminal in Gotham till I was laid off, boss lost his business.
Manger- I don't follow you.
Joker- well you see that creep Batman up and quit on use criminals, so no Bat no work.
Manger- okay well I don't see any schooling, did you go to school?
Joker – oh yes sir HARD KNOCKS (LAUGHS) sorry old habit.
Manger- and you have no past work experience I see.
Joker- yes I do, it says right there criminal.
Manger (staring in shock) sir this is a supermarket, not a jail.
Joker- oh I work at Arkum, should I put that down too.
Manger- no ah that's okay ah why don't we skip this part; just tell me a little bit about yourself.
Joker- well I was top bad guy of Gotham 1998, 1999, 2004, top world villain 2001, and I like light petting (laughs)
Manger (mouth hanging open) ah sir this job is for deli counter, do you know what that is?
Joker- why of course good sir, that's counting delis am I correct?
Manger- right okay not really.
Joker- the one thing I am really good at is putting a smile on people's faces like this (smiles teeth showing).
Manger- well okay well I got one more application too look at, some guy named, wait a minute got it here some were ah yes ah MR Cobble pot. So I will call you and let you know.
Joker- sir I know that gentleman and I assure you he is a real bird.
Manger- well it was nice meeting you and I will be in touch.
Manger rise to shake joker's hand.
Joker- no need for handshakes good sir for if I don't get the job you will be hearing from me again most assured.
Manger- and that means what?
Joker- that I would kill for this job (laughs wildly and leaves).
Manger- I hate you Batman you quit and I am stuck with the nuts.
To be continued
Batman no more part 4
The 17th earl of Bruce