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My name is Kirimi Nekozawa and I don't like dark places. I have a princely big brother but I don't know where he is. My nanny reads me fairytales and I imagine that my big brother does the same kind of the things as those princes in the stories. Lately, she has been reading me shojo manga before I go to bed and now, I know all about reverse harems and debauchery!
I once escaped from my nanny. When I pushed open one of the doors, rose petals and bright light surrounded me. When my eyes got used to it, I saw the police waiting for me! One of them looked like Big Brother…
I looked at all of them and realized that it was a reverse harem so I shouted out, "There's debauchery in here! There's debauchery in here! It's a reverse harem!" They all stared at me like I was mad.
I ran to the blond policeman who looked like Big Brother and jumped into his arms. I was so happy that I had found him at last. He seemed surprised and the girly policeman told him to stop pretending to be my Big Brother. Big Brother ignored her and spun me around, laughing.
Later on, Nanny and Butler came through a door and they wanted to take me home. The evil monster who stays in my house (Nekozawa-senpai) came with them. The girly policeman told me that the evil monster was my real Big Brother. I couldn't believe it. That was impossible!
Later on, the rest of the policemen left me alone with the girly policeman. She told me that her name was Haruhi. I asked her to read shojo manga to me and after that, she left me alone too so I followed her. She went to a dark room and Big Brother was there. A girl was shouting at someone and then that someone picked up the torch and shone it right into his face. When he turned, I started to cry. He looked so scary!
When I went out, a cat walked out from the bushes and stared at me. I was so scared I couldn't even move. Suddenly, I heard the sound of glass breaking and someone running towards me. I turned around and I saw Big Brother. He looked like a real prince coming to save the damsel-in-distress.
I cried, "Big Brother!" before hugging him. He smiled at me and hugged me back. I won't be scared anymore because I now have a Big Brother to protect me from everything that scares me.
When I look at the picture of Big Brother in the hall, I know that is not the Big Brother that I love. The one that I love is the real, live Big Brother. He's perfect to me.
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Phew! Haha…I finished two stories today. That's why this is like, not one of my best works. Still…at least it's finished! Review and tell me what you think! :P