This short story is a birthday present for Nalyx's FRIEND (not cousin damnit Dx), Xion! Happy birthday! ^^
Early mornings suck at Castle Oblivion. That's why no one wakes up that early. Vexen was up simply because he never slept. That's when Marluxia and Axel came into the kitchen at the same time. Vexen stares blankly at them from the table... The early morning awkward fest has begun!
"My god I'm hungry." Axel grumbled tiredly.
Marluxia just yawned in response.
Vexen had zero patience to start with, and Axel was already being annoying. "Then eat something. Just shut up."
"I've got a fever, and the only prescription is food!" Axel was oblivious to everything this early in the morning.
"Ugh." Vexen rubbed at his temples in frustration and accidentally knocked his drink over, spilling orange liquid all over the table.
"Looks like someone's glass of orange juice is half empty." Axel stated flatly and held his glass at eye level. When did he get this drink? ... It doesn't matter! Minor details!
Marluxia watched, "Pessimist much?"
Axel huffed defensively, "There is a reason I said half empty! I state the proximity of the surface of the orange juice to the top or bottom of the glass based on the direction that the surface of the liquid is heading to. In this case, the bottom. Half empty. Got it memorized?" He drank his delicious and orangey beverage with gusto, then slammed the empty glass down and left.
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Vexen stared in somewhat shock. "Wow... he sounded smart for once."
Marluxia smirked and said, "Never mess with Axel and his food."