Death Mountain (To the tune of "On Top of Mount Smokey")
Disclaimer's notice: I do not own Link, Ganon, the sages or any of the like. Even though anyone who has played any of the Legend of Zelda game would like to including me.
On top of Death Mountain,
all covered with fire,
there was an explosion,
heck I'm not a liar.
A boulder fell off the mountain,
and onto young Link,
now Ganon rules Hyrule,
and the sage's hopes sink.