Emmett was board since his favourite little sister kept beating him at wrestling, hen he got an idea.
He took out a pen and paper and started to right down some lyrics, Eddie wasn't there so he was safe to think his mind freely.
"Bellaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" He sung and in seconds he found her curled up on the sofa watching a chick flick with interest that made her look like one of those squirrels with the big eyes that don't blink until you turn you back just to mock you.
"What do ya want Emmett?" She asked all cheery, she wasn't going to be cheery after this it was Emmett's mission to get her to be the first blushing vampire in existatance and that she would be.
Bellies not a virgin!
She and Eddie did it last night!
She was super horny!
But after she was fine! He sung and she started shaking with anger and a slight blush on he face what made it worse was that apart from Edward everyone else was at home and different people laughing could be heard through the house.
"Emmett, shut up" She whispered/growled before running away but she had lost most of her newborn speed so he could catch up with her.
Bellies not a virgin!
She fun in the bed with Ed!
Everyone else had to flee the house!
Because she climaxed way too loud! He sung again chasing her around early the whole of forks before she pounced on him and covered his mouth with her hand.
"Will you shut up?" She growled at him with anger and humiliation clear in her eyes. The slight blush on her cheeks had gone a clear pink.
Emmett licked her hand and she immediately let go and whipped her hand.
"Nope" He said popping the 'p' with a cheeky smirk and skipped on the yellow brick road home with his laughing Zebra friend Steve!
All credit goes to Hannawolf for this one! The song was based on Madonna's 'Like a Virgin' and a special thanks to Chloe Ball for creating the first verse! ;)