POOL PARTY!
A/N: Just in case you haven't read my BIO, my name (when I'm in a joyful mood) is Will.
Will: My mind suddenly twisted and bent, causing me to go ballistic on my fan fiction. ^_^ Ya know what? I feel like partying. Whattaya say we have a pool party?
Kenshin: o_O ORO?
Will: I take that as a yes.
Kenshin @_@
Disclaimer: I own the pool that we're partying at. Don't ask how much it was. I don't like talking about it. *sobs* BTW, Kenshin owns himself. I haven't paid for him, so I'm going to go cry while I'm swimming in my pool. ^_^ The sad part is...*sob*...I don't really own a pool. :(
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Chapter 1: YO! POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
(Ok...Let's skip ahead here. I don't really like intros, so I want to skip straight to...another part. How about just before the party? Or...maybe we could...skip to...well...maybe JUST after the party started? I don't know, but we'll find out.)
*Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke are at the dojo awaiting the guests* (ok...just before the party. ^_^)
Kaoru: WHERE IS EVERYONE?! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ABOUT-
Kenshin: *cuts off Kaoru* They're supposed to be here in ten minutes, that they are. I think you should calm down, Kaoru-dono.
Kaoru: *Kaoru's version of the battousai glare, directed to Kenshin* ...YAHIKO! DID YOU MAKE SURE THE POOL IS CLEAN?!
Yahiko: YES! I SAID I DID A FEW MINUTES AGO!
Kaoru: WELL, DON'T EXPLODE AT ME ABOUT IT!
Yahiko: ME!? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S-
Sanosuke: So, Kenshin. Who did you invite?
Kenshin: I invited too many people to list, that I did. ^_^
Sanosuke: Oh you did, did you? Don't tell me you invited Saito as well.
Kenshin: *nervous laugh* *rubs back of head*
Sanosuke: *clenches fists* I think I'll just go when he gets here. I can't enjoy myself when he's around.
Kenshin: Think about what you're saying, Sano. It was your idea to have the party, so you're the host. ^_^
Sanosuke: *thinks* 'that smile of his is really starting to bother me'
Kaoru: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO GET THE PUNCH!?
Yahiko: I DIDN'T FORGET THE PUNCH! I SAID SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE LUNCH!
Sanosuke: They'd better stop that before anyone gets here.
Kenshin: I find it quite amusing, that I do. ^_^
*Misao enters with Aoshi*
Misao: HELLO! I hope we're not too... *suddenly notices the brutal fight between Yahiko and Kaoru*
Kaoru: WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING USEFUL BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE POOL!?
Misao: I thought that was the purpose of the party.
Kaoru: *evil glare at Misao* KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, MISAO! YOU KNOW NOT WHO YOU'RE DEALING-
Misao: I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHO I'M DEALING WITH, RACCOON GIRL!
Kaoru: WHY YOU-
Aoshi: *approaches Kenshin* Greetings, Battousai.
Kenshin: Hello, Aoshi. I would prefer it if you didn't call me that anymore. ^_^
Aoshi: *thinks* 'that smile is so...irritating.'
Sanosuke: So, did Misao convince you to come along?
Aoshi: Yes, she calls me her "date". Heh. She thinks this is all fun and games.
Sanosuke: It IS all fun and games. O_o Hasn't anybody-
Aoshi: I'll go try some punch.
*Megumi enters*
Kenshin: Hello, Miss Megumi.
Megumi: Sir Ken! *runs up and hugs him*
Kenshin: OROROOOOOO @_@
Megumi: Something's wrong with Shishio. He isn't feeling well, so he couldn't come.
Sanosuke: What do you mean? He has been char grilled. Is he EVER feeling well?
Megumi: Well, he's just...
*enter Shishio*
Megumi: *gasp* oh no...
Shishio: WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, I FINALLY REALIZE THE PAIN I'VE CAUSED TO MY SUNNY DELIGHT! *falls to floor*
Megumi: *lays face in hands* How did he manage to get here? He's drunk for Pete's sake!
Shishio: Did I hear sake? Where's the sake?
Megumi: SAKE! FOR PETE'S "SAKE"! NOT SAKE!
Sanosuke: Well, it's no trouble. I expect most of us to get drunk today anyway.
*enter Saito*
Sanosuke: Oh no...there he is.
Saito: *Runs outside, rips off outer clothing, climbs up the ladder to the diving board* ANDELE ANDELE! YA-WEEEEEE! *jumps and swan dives* *makes no splash*
Sanosuke: O_O What...was...that? Heh! I think I'm going to enjoy this more than I-HELLO!
*enter Yumi in a bikini*
Sanosuke: O_O *stares*
Yumi: *angry glare* What are you looking at? My everyday outfit is just as revealing as this one, so what are you gawking at?
Sanosuke: *quickly looks away*
Yumi: HMPH! *heads for the pool*
Kenshin: Sano, I think you should make sure Aoshi hasn't emptied the punch bowl.
Sanosuke: Uh...yah...empty the punch bowl. Got it! *runs to empty the punch bowl*
Kaoru: YAHIKO! DON'T CALL MISAO THAT!
Misao: HEY! DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME THAT!
Yahiko: -_-; I have better things to do. *walks off*
Shishio: *lays face-first on the floor*
Kenshin: So, Megumi.
Megumi: *beams* Yes, Sir Ken?
Kenshin: Since Shishio moved in with you, have there been ANY improvements in his drinking habits?
Megumi: Well, there WAS, until Yumi called him a roast pork and left.
Kenshin: I feel pity for his tormented soul.
Megumi: PITY!? HA! It's his fault she left him. Whenever he drank he would keep calling her Yummy instead of Yumi. For some reason, she took offense to this. I can't figure out why.
Sanosuke: HA!
*enter Seijuro Hiko*
Hiko: *steps over the burnt, drunken log* Where is the pool? TELL ME NOW!
Kenshin: Calm yourself, master. It's in the back.
Hiko: *runs to the pool, laughing like a school girl*
Kenshin: @_@
Sanosuke: Kenshin. I just emptied the punch bowl. What should I do now?
Kensin: I said to make sure Aoshi didn't empty the punch bowl. Not to empty it yourself! What am I going to do with you? I suppose I should do it myself, then...Sano?
Sanosuke: *stares at Yumi, who just came back from the pool*
Yumi: GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
Kenshin: Ororooooo
Saito: MARCO!
Hiko: POLO!
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A/N: Enjoying it yet? I hope so. I'm going to try to make things better soon, but I don't know how it'll turn out. In the next chapter, I'm going to try to get all the characters I can in. Forgive me if I forget someone. If I DO forget someone, you can always mention them in the review for the next chapter. ^_^ Help is always appreciated, though not always properly thanked. But I'll try my best to properly thank you for the help, that I will. ^_^
*Vince makes an appearance* REVIEW MY FRICKIN' FAN FIC!
*Will comes back in* I appreciate reviews, so please review. ^_^ (sorry about Vince. He has a short temper)
Vince: I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER! I'M NOT ANGRY!
Will: o_O rrriiggghhhtttt
A/N: Just in case you haven't read my BIO, my name (when I'm in a joyful mood) is Will.
Will: My mind suddenly twisted and bent, causing me to go ballistic on my fan fiction. ^_^ Ya know what? I feel like partying. Whattaya say we have a pool party?
Kenshin: o_O ORO?
Will: I take that as a yes.
Kenshin @_@
Disclaimer: I own the pool that we're partying at. Don't ask how much it was. I don't like talking about it. *sobs* BTW, Kenshin owns himself. I haven't paid for him, so I'm going to go cry while I'm swimming in my pool. ^_^ The sad part is...*sob*...I don't really own a pool. :(
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Chapter 1: YO! POOL PARTY AT MY HOUSE!
(Ok...Let's skip ahead here. I don't really like intros, so I want to skip straight to...another part. How about just before the party? Or...maybe we could...skip to...well...maybe JUST after the party started? I don't know, but we'll find out.)
*Kenshin, Kaoru, Yahiko, and Sanosuke are at the dojo awaiting the guests* (ok...just before the party. ^_^)
Kaoru: WHERE IS EVERYONE?! THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE ABOUT-
Kenshin: *cuts off Kaoru* They're supposed to be here in ten minutes, that they are. I think you should calm down, Kaoru-dono.
Kaoru: *Kaoru's version of the battousai glare, directed to Kenshin* ...YAHIKO! DID YOU MAKE SURE THE POOL IS CLEAN?!
Yahiko: YES! I SAID I DID A FEW MINUTES AGO!
Kaoru: WELL, DON'T EXPLODE AT ME ABOUT IT!
Yahiko: ME!? YOU'RE THE ONE THAT'S-
Sanosuke: So, Kenshin. Who did you invite?
Kenshin: I invited too many people to list, that I did. ^_^
Sanosuke: Oh you did, did you? Don't tell me you invited Saito as well.
Kenshin: *nervous laugh* *rubs back of head*
Sanosuke: *clenches fists* I think I'll just go when he gets here. I can't enjoy myself when he's around.
Kenshin: Think about what you're saying, Sano. It was your idea to have the party, so you're the host. ^_^
Sanosuke: *thinks* 'that smile of his is really starting to bother me'
Kaoru: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FORGOT TO GET THE PUNCH!?
Yahiko: I DIDN'T FORGET THE PUNCH! I SAID SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE LUNCH!
Sanosuke: They'd better stop that before anyone gets here.
Kenshin: I find it quite amusing, that I do. ^_^
*Misao enters with Aoshi*
Misao: HELLO! I hope we're not too... *suddenly notices the brutal fight between Yahiko and Kaoru*
Kaoru: WHY DON'T YOU DO SOMETHING USEFUL BEFORE I THROW YOU IN THE POOL!?
Misao: I thought that was the purpose of the party.
Kaoru: *evil glare at Misao* KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT, MISAO! YOU KNOW NOT WHO YOU'RE DEALING-
Misao: I KNOW PERFECTLY WELL WHO I'M DEALING WITH, RACCOON GIRL!
Kaoru: WHY YOU-
Aoshi: *approaches Kenshin* Greetings, Battousai.
Kenshin: Hello, Aoshi. I would prefer it if you didn't call me that anymore. ^_^
Aoshi: *thinks* 'that smile is so...irritating.'
Sanosuke: So, did Misao convince you to come along?
Aoshi: Yes, she calls me her "date". Heh. She thinks this is all fun and games.
Sanosuke: It IS all fun and games. O_o Hasn't anybody-
Aoshi: I'll go try some punch.
*Megumi enters*
Kenshin: Hello, Miss Megumi.
Megumi: Sir Ken! *runs up and hugs him*
Kenshin: OROROOOOOO @_@
Megumi: Something's wrong with Shishio. He isn't feeling well, so he couldn't come.
Sanosuke: What do you mean? He has been char grilled. Is he EVER feeling well?
Megumi: Well, he's just...
*enter Shishio*
Megumi: *gasp* oh no...
Shishio: WHEN I LOOK INTO YOUR EYES, I FINALLY REALIZE THE PAIN I'VE CAUSED TO MY SUNNY DELIGHT! *falls to floor*
Megumi: *lays face in hands* How did he manage to get here? He's drunk for Pete's sake!
Shishio: Did I hear sake? Where's the sake?
Megumi: SAKE! FOR PETE'S "SAKE"! NOT SAKE!
Sanosuke: Well, it's no trouble. I expect most of us to get drunk today anyway.
*enter Saito*
Sanosuke: Oh no...there he is.
Saito: *Runs outside, rips off outer clothing, climbs up the ladder to the diving board* ANDELE ANDELE! YA-WEEEEEE! *jumps and swan dives* *makes no splash*
Sanosuke: O_O What...was...that? Heh! I think I'm going to enjoy this more than I-HELLO!
*enter Yumi in a bikini*
Sanosuke: O_O *stares*
Yumi: *angry glare* What are you looking at? My everyday outfit is just as revealing as this one, so what are you gawking at?
Sanosuke: *quickly looks away*
Yumi: HMPH! *heads for the pool*
Kenshin: Sano, I think you should make sure Aoshi hasn't emptied the punch bowl.
Sanosuke: Uh...yah...empty the punch bowl. Got it! *runs to empty the punch bowl*
Kaoru: YAHIKO! DON'T CALL MISAO THAT!
Misao: HEY! DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON HIM WHEN YOU WERE THE ONE THAT CALLED ME THAT!
Yahiko: -_-; I have better things to do. *walks off*
Shishio: *lays face-first on the floor*
Kenshin: So, Megumi.
Megumi: *beams* Yes, Sir Ken?
Kenshin: Since Shishio moved in with you, have there been ANY improvements in his drinking habits?
Megumi: Well, there WAS, until Yumi called him a roast pork and left.
Kenshin: I feel pity for his tormented soul.
Megumi: PITY!? HA! It's his fault she left him. Whenever he drank he would keep calling her Yummy instead of Yumi. For some reason, she took offense to this. I can't figure out why.
Sanosuke: HA!
*enter Seijuro Hiko*
Hiko: *steps over the burnt, drunken log* Where is the pool? TELL ME NOW!
Kenshin: Calm yourself, master. It's in the back.
Hiko: *runs to the pool, laughing like a school girl*
Kenshin: @_@
Sanosuke: Kenshin. I just emptied the punch bowl. What should I do now?
Kensin: I said to make sure Aoshi didn't empty the punch bowl. Not to empty it yourself! What am I going to do with you? I suppose I should do it myself, then...Sano?
Sanosuke: *stares at Yumi, who just came back from the pool*
Yumi: GIVE IT A REST ALREADY!
Kenshin: Ororooooo
Saito: MARCO!
Hiko: POLO!
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A/N: Enjoying it yet? I hope so. I'm going to try to make things better soon, but I don't know how it'll turn out. In the next chapter, I'm going to try to get all the characters I can in. Forgive me if I forget someone. If I DO forget someone, you can always mention them in the review for the next chapter. ^_^ Help is always appreciated, though not always properly thanked. But I'll try my best to properly thank you for the help, that I will. ^_^
*Vince makes an appearance* REVIEW MY FRICKIN' FAN FIC!
*Will comes back in* I appreciate reviews, so please review. ^_^ (sorry about Vince. He has a short temper)
Vince: I DO NOT HAVE A TEMPER! I'M NOT ANGRY!
Will: o_O rrriiggghhhtttt