Pretty Boy's Villian Club: The Series.
LOL. After many reviews and discussions, I have decided to go with this on a semi-regular basis. Because it was kinda fun to write this before.
Disclaimer: All characters you recognize are the property of their respective creators. I'm just fucking around with them for the lulz.
From Jail...
Aizen: *drinking tea
Announcer: FIVE MINUTES TO AIR TIME!
Urahara: Oi. Aizen?
Announcer: And FIVE FOUR THREE TWO...
Aizen: What is it?
Urahara: You have a booger hanging out of your nose.
Announcer: AND WE"RE ON!
Aizen: *spits out tea* SHIT.
Urahara: UH OH. There goes the censor button! BEEEEEEPPPPPPPP.
Aizen: Oh shut up...*to camera* Hello. Welcome to the show. I"m your host, Aizen Sousuke...and today, we're talking about servants. OOoh...I like this topic. I had a servant once...until he tried to kill me. Who's our panel today, anyway Urahara?
Urahara: Our first guest is a young man from...somewhere. *looks at teenager wearing blue and with a sword* Wait...you're not a bad guy...
Guest: *bows* I was once the vassal of the Colorless King, the great Ichigen Miwa, who was once my master and now I serve as the right hand of the Silver King, Adolph Weissman. My name is Yatogami Kuroh. And I...*looks happy* I'm so happy to find you again, Ichigen-sama!
Aizen: I'm not Ichigen.
Kuroh: Oh, master...I recongize those dulcet tones of yours anywhere. *total fanboying*
Urahara: *cracking up*
Aizen: Look kid...I'm not this Ichigen person.
Kuroh: *plays tape recorder* But you must be! For you sound just like him! Perhaps...you are a relative?
Urahara: ...wow. That is freaky...
Aizen: I admit, there's a resemblance...but that's not me, kid. For starters, that guy? Sounds like a total douchebag.
Kuroh: *points sword* What did you say?
Urahara: anyway, our second guest today is...*hears commotion* Hmm?
Female: *naked* NYAN!
Kuroh: Neko...WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Aizen: *stares* You're like...naked.
Urahara: Hey Yoruichi...you know this girl?
Yoruichi: *out of wardrobe: Sorry.
Neko: DO I have to wear this?!
Kuroh: Forgive me, Ichigen-sama. I shall commit seppuku immediately...after I kill her.
Neko: Are we on tv, Kuranosuke?! NYANYANYA! HIYA! SHIRO CAN YOU SEE US?!
Urahara: oh boy...we're gonna have to put some black bars on her...
Neko: I dont' like clothes. They're too restricting. Why does this place smell like llama?
Kuroh: ...I was wondering that myself. It does smell something strange.
Aizen: There was a llama. Long story that you are both way too young to hear. *looks at Urahara* WHERE ARE THE SUPER VILLIANS LIKE ME?
Urahara: Sorry...Bach's on vacation in Germany planning out his next attack on us, Gendo is in Mexico looking for cheap labor for his spaceships and shit...and well...the only thing that comes close to a villian from these guys' series is dead. But I got his gang on tap!
Aizen: ...*looks at Kuroh, who's fighting with Neko* Are they as annoying as these two?
Urahara: Oh, you'll like them...*smirks* especially the kid who owns a skateboard...
Fini.
I've been wanting to do something with K for awhile(and still plan to) but I also been wanting to do something funny again for awhile. It was fun writing this before as Aizen and Urahara(so much fun having Urahara troll the bejesus out of old diva Aizen) so I thought I'd do this on a semiregular basis. If enough people review it of course...
Also, feel free to suggest villians. As you can tell, I'll probably feature HOMRA next.
Also, if you're familar with voice actors then you'll get the reason why Kuroh is fanboying over Aizen: the same actor who voiced Ichigen in the series, is the same actor who voiced Aizen in the anime version of Bleach. The fabulous Sho Hayami...