WHAT HAPPENS IN SHADOW'S HOUSE STAYS IN SHADOW'S HOUSE
Shadow: Hey, everyone! We're typing to you live from Shadow's house! So this is what happens when obsessed fans kidnap Bella Swan, Edward Cullen, Emmett Cullen, Maximum Ride, Fang, and Angel.
Anonymous: MAH, MAH, MA – hey the camera's rolling?
Shadow: No, but I'm typing.
Anonymous: Oh. Well…. Wait! I wanted my name to be PyschoMonkeyWithAChainsaw!!!
Shadow: Well, you don't have an account on FanFiction, so you don't have a name right now! And you are at my mercy! Mua ha ha!
Edward: What's going on? How did I get here? Why am I hearing thoughts of bananas, chainsaws, and cake?
Shadow: *Looks at anonymous*
Anonymous: I told you I wanted my name to be PyschoMonkeyWithAChainsaw! And I wasn't thinking about cake!
Angel: Yes you were.
Anonymous: Who's idea was it to invite two mind-readers?!?! And I want my name to be PyschoMonkeyWithAChainsaw!!!!!!!!!
Shadow: It was your idea, and that's too long to type!
Edward: I'm reading Angel's mind, and she's reading my mind, and I'm thinking about reading her mind, and she's thinking about reading my mind and…..
Angel: Ahhh! Stop!
Max: Hey, you! Sparkly guy! Stop hurting Angel!
Emmett: Hey, feisty! I like feisty!
Fang: Stay away from my girl! *Punches Emmett* OWW! Are you made of stone or something? You broke my hand!
Emmett: Well, yeah, technically. I am.
Bella: Emmett, I thought you were with Rosalie!
Shadow: *To anonymous* Do you have the popcorn?
Anonymous: Yep. *They both sit down on conveniently located movie chairs and begin eating popcorn*
Emmett: So? She doesn't have wings!
Max: Stay away from me, you sexist- pig! *Punches Emmett* OWW! My hand!
Angel: I'm reading his mind, and he's reading my mind, and I'm reading his mind…
Anonymous: Where'd Fang go?
Shadow: I think he's invisible.
Anonymous: He can turn invisible?! Why wasn't I told this?!
Fang: Because I don't go around telling random creeps who just kidnapped me all my secrets.
Max: Hey, you spoke more than two words! Are you a clone?
Fang: No. *They have one of those freaky conversations without saying anything*
Max: Oh. Ok!
Emmett: So. You doing anything tonight?
Max: That is the worst pick up line ever!
Fang: Hey! I said stay away from my girl! *Punches Emmett again* OWW! My other hand!
Shadow: These people never learn.
Anonymous: Learn what? *Punches Emmett* OWW! My hand!
*Edward and Bella start making out*
Everyone: Get a room!
Angel: *Reading Edward's mind* Max, what's sex?
Max: What??!!?! Don't read his mind, Angel! *Punches Edward* OWW!
Shadow: That's all for now folks!
Anonymous: Will Edward and Bella stop making out? Will my name ever be PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw? Will the Flock learn to not punch Vampires? Will Emmett get a date with Max? Well, you're never going to find out! So get an imagination and make up your own ending!
Shadow: So, anonymous and I-
Anonymous: It's PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw!
Shadow: Just did this for fun. Hope you like it! If anyone has ideas about how this ends, you can send them to me in a review! Or you can just review!
Anonymous: It's PsychoMonkeyWithAChainsaw!!!!