Disclamer: I do not own Naruto
Pairing: I'll let you decide that...^^U
Warning: This is a Crack fic with Suggestive Yaoi – Male X Male
Summary: All I can say is that its Crack fic, that pretty much sums it up ^^.
"My love is..."
By: Chibisrule943
Two figures clashed with one another as they fought. Two Brothers who were trapped in love with the same man, yes, man. It was no secret that the two knights were both gay and they were infatuated with one being....
"Naruto!!!" the youngest knight said, his love watching them go about on top of the tower's only room. Only one knight could have him and save him from the terrible tower of doom.
"Foolish little brother, quit now while you still have the chance," the raven smirked, his Katana pushing Sasuke back. They were evenly matched. All of this for love.
"Leave the Dobe alone, he's mine!" They continued to fight.
"God, this isn't working," Itachi shook his head then rolled his eyes, "we'll just do this the easy way..."
"What?" Sasuke gasped. "You don't mean that, right?" The elder raised a brow at his brother.
"...Yes, I mean we'll ask Naruto..." Itachi looked boredly at him, thinking: "Wait, did he even know I meant that?"
"Er..u-uh of course! We'll ask Naruto, I knew that!" Naruto stood at the window, inhaling the air in piece, not much caring of their fight. He waited patiently for his love.
"I was thinking...We'd actually do Rock, Paper, scissors..." Thought Sasuke, pouting to himself. They knew it was time. Both Knights called out to their love.
"Naru-chan, Your Ita-Koi is here for you" he smiled lovingly. He adored the blond so much; it almost hurt to just see him about 50 feet apart from him.
"Naruto, you idiot, I'm here to fuck you!!" In the tower, Naruto looked partly freaked out at the world as Itachi just growled. He didn't share. Naruto blinked, and then grinned like a mad man as it was time to choose. Choose the Emo-duck Sasuke or the er, serial killer brother of his Itachi.
"Ok, I love...."
Ding.
At that sound, time froze over. Naruto's eyes widen, slightly teary eyed as he jumped with glee. Sasuke and Itachi had only a second to register what happened.
"I..I love you Ramen!!" the window was empty. Both Brothers were left with no prince and they only glared at each other in distain.
"This is not over!" Both of them growled at each other.
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Ok....er _ I have no idea what to make of this. I just typed it randomly because...Because XD it was a dream of mind last night that kept bugging me! ^^U I'm weird like that. Sue me! Hopefully I won't have weird dreams like that againO_O
Chow for now, Yc