Disclaimer: Well, Miko No Hoshi owns the entire universe as you know it and Miko No Yume has that nifty Spark Plug of Imminent Death, but neither of us own Slayers or any character listed here in.
Notes: Oh, what can I say about this...this ...thing, except we're sorry. Take one late night, a slayers marathon, throw in three pounds of chocolate and a Lina+? debate and here's what you get. Just don't give up on the first few, had to put the standard ones first you know. Anyhow, I'll stop babbling, just know this was written a LONG time ago and we're just posting it anyway cause our story list looks empty.
Love is a Battlefield
Chapter One~The Realization
I love Gourry.
Wait.
Lina Inverse does not fall in love...oh wait, yes I did...the universe makes no sense.
Chapter Two~The Conflict
I love Gourry.
But he's stupid.
But I love him.
But he's stupid.
I love him.
But he has the IQ of a three year old.
But...I love him.
Chapter Three~The Proposal
"Marry me Lina?"
"Yes Gourry!"
"I love you."
"I'll love you forever."
Chapter Four~ Three Weeks Later
"I hate you Gourry!"
"Huh?"
"I want a divorce!"
"Do you like candy?"
Chapter Five~ Second Choice
I love Zelgadis.
But he's all angsty.
But I love him.
But he's all angsty.
Oh well, bring on the prozac.
Chapter Six~ The Scared Chimera
"Marry me Lina?"
"Do you love me?"
"Yes, please take me before Amelia gets me! She wants...she wants...SAVE ME!"
"Okay."
Chapter Seven~Wedding Bells
"Do you Zelgadis take Lina as your wife?"
"I do."
Together forever.
Chapter Eight~Honeymoon
"It's raining, we came to Hawaii and it's raining!"
"That's it Zel! For 3 strait hours! Complain, complain, complain! I want a divorce."
Chapter Nine~Love is Blind
I love Rezo.
But he's blind.
Still, I'm an equal opportunity lover...
Chapter Ten~What the Hell
What the hell?!
Chapter Eleven~Hornfreak
I love Val Gavv.
But he wants my life.
But he's reborn.
But he's three.
I love him...
Chapter Twelve~Intervention
I can't believe Filia denied my love...jealous blond bimbo...
Chapter Thirteen~God's Love
Shabernigdo...oh, Shabby...
I'm in love.
Chapter Fourteen~Reality
No...that wasn't love, just an infatuation with malevolent power.
Chapter Fifteen~Crossover
I love Legato.
But he's not in Slayers. Love know no bounds!
I will have that sexy hand!
Chapter Sixteen~Miko No Yume
I didn't know Legato was hers...itai...
Chapter Seventeen~The Mazoku
I love Xellos.
But he's a mazoku.
But I love him.
But he's living off my negative emotions.
But I love him.
But he has a mistress and might have to kill me.
Oh well, details, details...
Chapter Eighteen--
Lina: Hey, you, author.
Author:What?
Lina: Go away.
Author: Huh?
Lina: I like this one, go away!
Author: NO!
Lina: Darkness beyond twilight--
Author: Leaving, leaving....
END
Lina's note: Well, Gourry is lost in the bathroom. Amelia has captured Zel and is giving continuous justice speeches to the cloud above his head. Rezo is dead, and Filia is teaching Val Gaav to say certain naughty words. Shabernigdo is working on world destruction while Legato is fathering a love child with a certain nameless author...name Miko No Yume...I mean, uh, not Miko No Yume, yeah, that's it...
PS (aka shameless self promotion): Go read "animal crackers", it's SOOOOOOO much better than this, yep, I'm gonna go read it right now...{looks around to see if peer pressure is working}
Notes: Oh, what can I say about this...this ...thing, except we're sorry. Take one late night, a slayers marathon, throw in three pounds of chocolate and a Lina+? debate and here's what you get. Just don't give up on the first few, had to put the standard ones first you know. Anyhow, I'll stop babbling, just know this was written a LONG time ago and we're just posting it anyway cause our story list looks empty.
Love is a Battlefield
Chapter One~The Realization
I love Gourry.
Wait.
Lina Inverse does not fall in love...oh wait, yes I did...the universe makes no sense.
Chapter Two~The Conflict
I love Gourry.
But he's stupid.
But I love him.
But he's stupid.
I love him.
But he has the IQ of a three year old.
But...I love him.
Chapter Three~The Proposal
"Marry me Lina?"
"Yes Gourry!"
"I love you."
"I'll love you forever."
Chapter Four~ Three Weeks Later
"I hate you Gourry!"
"Huh?"
"I want a divorce!"
"Do you like candy?"
Chapter Five~ Second Choice
I love Zelgadis.
But he's all angsty.
But I love him.
But he's all angsty.
Oh well, bring on the prozac.
Chapter Six~ The Scared Chimera
"Marry me Lina?"
"Do you love me?"
"Yes, please take me before Amelia gets me! She wants...she wants...SAVE ME!"
"Okay."
Chapter Seven~Wedding Bells
"Do you Zelgadis take Lina as your wife?"
"I do."
Together forever.
Chapter Eight~Honeymoon
"It's raining, we came to Hawaii and it's raining!"
"That's it Zel! For 3 strait hours! Complain, complain, complain! I want a divorce."
Chapter Nine~Love is Blind
I love Rezo.
But he's blind.
Still, I'm an equal opportunity lover...
Chapter Ten~What the Hell
What the hell?!
Chapter Eleven~Hornfreak
I love Val Gavv.
But he wants my life.
But he's reborn.
But he's three.
I love him...
Chapter Twelve~Intervention
I can't believe Filia denied my love...jealous blond bimbo...
Chapter Thirteen~God's Love
Shabernigdo...oh, Shabby...
I'm in love.
Chapter Fourteen~Reality
No...that wasn't love, just an infatuation with malevolent power.
Chapter Fifteen~Crossover
I love Legato.
But he's not in Slayers. Love know no bounds!
I will have that sexy hand!
Chapter Sixteen~Miko No Yume
I didn't know Legato was hers...itai...
Chapter Seventeen~The Mazoku
I love Xellos.
But he's a mazoku.
But I love him.
But he's living off my negative emotions.
But I love him.
But he has a mistress and might have to kill me.
Oh well, details, details...
Chapter Eighteen--
Lina: Hey, you, author.
Author:What?
Lina: Go away.
Author: Huh?
Lina: I like this one, go away!
Author: NO!
Lina: Darkness beyond twilight--
Author: Leaving, leaving....
END
Lina's note: Well, Gourry is lost in the bathroom. Amelia has captured Zel and is giving continuous justice speeches to the cloud above his head. Rezo is dead, and Filia is teaching Val Gaav to say certain naughty words. Shabernigdo is working on world destruction while Legato is fathering a love child with a certain nameless author...name Miko No Yume...I mean, uh, not Miko No Yume, yeah, that's it...
PS (aka shameless self promotion): Go read "animal crackers", it's SOOOOOOO much better than this, yep, I'm gonna go read it right now...{looks around to see if peer pressure is working}