Ohohoho! It was your usual day in the world of Kid Icarus, but you weren't here for that dorky winged angel with the big appetite or his green gassy goddess, you were here for a bratty one. You know who. The one infamously known the world over as the reset obsessed Viridi!
"Oh put a lid on it you loser!" Viridi snapped as she was getting tied of hearing Thanatos doing a monologue, with them being near her temple. "You're annoying enough to just see!"
"Doh come on, blondie, you know you love it when I do that!" Thanatos laughed as he moved his hands about, having been roaming around the Sky World for quite some time as he was in search for some quality entertainment. "In fact, there's not much for anyone here to love about you!"
"Eh!? What's that suppose to mean, you clown!?" Viridi snapped as she whacked her staff on his head like the obnoxious girl she was.
"Oww! I mean you can't possibly manage to get a hook with anyone here... even if they're from a different dimension!" Thanatos pointed out after rubbing his head.
"Really now? Well just watch me prove you wrong!" Viridi grumbled as she puffed her face cheeks like a balloon. "I bet I could get anyone to fall over for me!"
"...Can you manage to get him then?" Thanatos chuckled as he pointed at Dry Bowser, who was reading through some scrolls he found.
"Hmm... I'm pretty sure I went through the wrong warp." Dry Bowser said to himself as he shook his head. "Oh well. I'l just get the beef for the burgers here."
"Hah, an unnatural sight. But he is made of bones and considered a legend for his shielding..." Viridi mumbled as she shook her head, clenching her right fist. "I'll do it! You just watch!"
Thanatos watched as Viridi approached Dry Bowser, trying not to burst into laughter as he wondered how bad this situation was going to go for her.
"Hey bonehead!" Viridi called out as she placed her hands on her hips.
Dry Bowser squinted his beady eyes as he glared down at the short goddess of nature. "Huh? What do you want, pipsqueak?"
"LOVE ME!" Viridi snapped as she got into the reptilian skeleton's face, with her bad breath being enough to cause his skull to get a few small cracks in it.
Dry Bowser took a moment to think about it as he smirked and left, leaving Viridi to cry like a bitch as Thanatos began to laugh.
"Told you it wasn't easy!" Thanatos pointed out as he wiped a tear of laughter from his eye. "In fact, maybe you should just give up now!"
"No way!" Viridi barked as she clenched her fists angrily. "I will get that skeletal reptile, and he will be mine!"
Thanatos still had his devious smirk on his face as Viridi's stomach grumbled, making the goddess have a delightfully devilish grin herself as she tapped her fingers together evilly.
"I know what to do... I'll force him to look at my plant collection!" Viridi screeched as she brushed back her hair. "And I'll force him to listen to all the types of botanic species that is out there!"
"Pretty sure no one wants to here you mouth off, you geek." Thanatos snorted as he had his big arms folded.
"Oh shut up!" Viridi blurted as she chucked her staff at him, proceeding to dash after Dry Bowser. "Hey, wait up!"
"Oh for crying out loud... can't you take a hint?" Dry Bowser growled as he was getting sick of her presence.
"You listen to me, you baka!" Viridi roared as she grabbed some of his bones, chucking them behind her. "We're gonna go on a date, and you're gonna like it!"
"And what if I don't?" Dry Bowser questioned while brushing his red hair.
Viridi clenched her fists as she gritted her teeth. "Then I'll reset the world until you fall for me!"
Dry Bowser looked in the distance to see Thanatos laughing his head off, with the bony dinosaur dragon thinking to himself as he snapped his fingers.
"You're not going to like where this will go." Dry Bowser warned as he began charging up his charcoal shell, with it glowing red.
"Oh I'm liking it already, you beefy lunk!" Viridi said with a hint of sarcasm while licking her lips. "Now that I have you right where I want you-"
Viridi could not finish her sentence for she was electrocuted by Dry Bowser, who then fired blue fire on her as he was quick to take off. Thanatos enjoyed this situation as he knew that it would backfire on the goddess.
