This, this right here, is the result of staying up very late watching FB on DVD several times over. nods
Anyway. Right. To the point then.
This is written in those…form type things. Um…like this.
Riss: Maaaary.
–whines- I…I lost my Kyo plushie! –sobs-
Mary:
-blink- Eh…there's not much I can do about that….
Rose:
-hits Riss over the head with Kyo plushie- Here, dumbass.
Riss:
SQUEE! –squeeze- Where'd ya find it?
Rose: -rolls eyes-
In the bathtub. I had to wring him out, he was soaked. By the
way,
what was he doi— -stops- Yeaaah. I'm not sure I want to
know.
Mary: -gigglefit-
Like that.
Anyway.
This is a random one-shot because I like playfully abusing Shigure.
Gah. I'm sorry. I mean…you know what I mean. -shakes head- You'll
find out in a second…
A Day in the House of Sohma
Shigure: -goofy smile- Well, since everyone's here, I'd like to honor the occasion with my cooking!
Yuki and Kyo: -sweatdrop- He's serious…
Kagura: That's wonderful, 'Gure!
Tohru: Shigure, you're so nice! I can't wait!
Haru: -sigh- Let's just get this over with.
Shigure: -brings in huge serving plate-
Tohru: Eh?
Shigure: -serves
all with separate covered plates- -huge smile-
Okay now!
Everyone, dig in!
All: -take covers off plates- EEP!
Kagura: -stares at plate- Pork?
Haru: -blink- Beef!
Yuki and Kyo: RAT/CAT RICEBALLS!
Tohru: Oh, how nice! Beef stew!
All except Tohru: SHIGURE!
-zooms out to full house view-
BOOM, CRASH, CRACK!
-zooms back into room-
Shigure: -looks like he just got the beating of his life- Heh. I thought it would be a nice surprise… -faints-
End!