AUTHOR'S NOTE: and I am BACK baby! Who missed me?....nobody? bah, who asked you . anyway, kanye west is out, deal with it . lol, leave a review, I got no reviews last time, does nobody love me? T~T mehh, I'm good with that actually

Disclaimer: I own none of this, I don't imply to own anything, I don't even own the pair of Nikes I bought, so we even?

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roxas wakes up suddenly and starts breathing heavily

voice: hello roxas

roxas: Lindsey lohan? God, I thought we talked about this!

Voice: wha- no! my name is…oh wait, I probably shouldn't tell you that, anyway, I want to play a game

Roxas: like twister?!

Voice: No. like death

Roxas: oh. I've never played that…is it like hungry hungry hippos?

Voice: if hungry hungry hippos is like knives stabbing your body—then yes

Roxas: no, hungry hungry hippos is when you have these 3 plastic hippos and all these balls in the middle and there's all these kids around like "I'm gonna eat all your"

Voice: shut up!

Roxas: okay.

Voice: I should just kill you, but I won't, I'll let your fellow organization members decide wether you live or die

Roxas: whaddya mean?

Voice: they're watching you right now through the camera in the wall

Roxas: how long have they been watching…?

Voice: um, I dunno, maybe like 5 minutes.

Roxas: oh GOOD I thought they'd been watching all day and that woulda been bad…VERY VERY bad…

Voice: …..ok…anyways, I'm gonna give your friends 6 numbers 1 of them will free you, the other 5 will cause you more pain then you've ever seen before

Roxas: but what if they only pick a couple of numbers and then shut the computer off and go play outside and live in the real world for once?

Voice: trust me, they won't do that. Pick wisely children

Meanwhile, in the conference room

Larxene: push the red number!!!

Axel: blue, blue!!!

Demyx: hey, I was gonna say blue!

Xemnaas: ah screw it, let's just pick 4 and go out and play and actually live a life for once

Rest of the members: …… MUTINY! MUTINY! MUTINY!

Xemnas: crap, never mind, just…pick 1, ok, we've picked, let's hope roxas doesn't die in some crappy way like over-exposure to flowers or whatever like Disney would have planned… (xemnas turns to the camera) please don't hurt out budget for that remark

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Ok, SO I've decided to sorta spread this whole thing out through several chapters cause you know, I'm smartful like that, anyway, I'll come up with some final destination meets creativity Saw scenes and get back to ya