Deus was at mcdonalds feasting upon one of america's finest food, a mcrib when he got extreme stomach pain. He rushed on over to one of the really really clean mcdonalds bathrooms and was shocked to find... 21 Savage! With his red coat uniform on. "21 whats going on man," Deus cried out. 21 grinned devilishly, ear to ear and said, "can't you see? I unlocked the mcrib secret formula, with this knowledge we can make the queen immortal, and reclaim what was lost in 1776, and fill our bank accounts with Ms. Join me Deus we can rule the world."
"But the queen would rule the world, not us."
"So? Join me gov'nor." Deus's life flashed before him he knew this would be one of the hardest decisions he would have to make in his whole life.
"No," said Deus.
"What," 21 said in his native language British.
"I'm an American. I would never betray my home land, espiceally not for your Wallace and Gromit ass."
"Fine then perish." 21 savage reached for his glock but Deus wasn't afaid. Deus looked at 21 in his English eyes and proudly said.
"Ha. You fool. You ordered fries with that mcrib."
"So bloody what m8."
"That means you probably ordered a combo, combos come with a soda, and you know whats in soda."
"Uh, what."
"ICE."
21 looked into his soda cup only to find Immagration and Customs enforment officers in his British tea. "Oh shit," he screamed out as the tiny ICE officers went into his brain and ate it. Then Deus shat his pants, staining his undies with blood. #free21savage