This is my first fic so go easy one me if it sucks
Disclaimer; I don't own jak I just own the game and he owns my heart
Hi I'm Katibell (audience all screams together HI KATIE!)
Today we have some veeeeeeerrryyyy interesting things for you to see and hear like what color is Daxters fur really and what keira does when no ones looking (or so she thinks) Also we see what torn really thinks of ahslien . so what are we waiting for?
(bad camera zooms in on keira making out with a pillow) keira: "oh jak , kiss me you big bastard! (makes loud slobering noises) "what did you say? (looks down at pillow with face scribble don it) no I didn't mean you really are a bastard! Of couse not! No where are you going? No ! jak! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You cant do this I wont let!!( grabs pillow and starts clawing at it) IF I CANT HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!(rips pillow to shreds then takes another pillow and draws a picture of Erol on it and starts kissing it
katibell: ughh that one was disturbing to see. Well lets go peek in on daxter, shall we?
(daxter standing in frount of mirror. Ħe is completely pink) daxter: "shit! Shit shit shit shit shit! Its not working! Theres no more left!(daxter squezes a bottle with orange hair dye on it) oh no. what am I going to do if some one sees me? I know! (walks over to dressor) jak wont miss this!(takes bottle and squirts it all over self) there no lets see what I look like. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( in case you were wondering, daxter is now completely green)
katibell: ah! That was good! whoh!
A green daxter in the audience swears at katibell
Katibell: ah well. Back we go to jak!
( jak asleep in chair) no ! go away keira! I don't like you! Torn! Wait come back! Don't you want to finish pretending to be ponnies? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(jak wakes with a start and runs over to a shelf) aww. Good still here. (hugs a my little ponnie doll to his chest) don't you go anywhere now, lulu . I love you too much ( jak squeezes lulu too hard and her head pops off) lulu? NO! LULU! I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!(jak breakes down crying)
katibell: (laughing and pointing at jak in audience while he crys over the head of lulu) ah hahahahahahaha! That was excellent! Now, lets see what jak really thinks of ashlin. (ashlin in audience, what do you THINKS are you not telling me something , torn?)(torn glares a t katibell as she grins uncomfretably) okay lets get a move on
( Torns diary entry) dear diary, I cant say this to ashlins face but I cant help but notice that she's really really short. This has always sort of bothered me but now its ridiculus1 its like shes shinking! Just make it stop. And now that we are going out I cant fantasize about Erol any more. He and I were going to make such a great couple that I'd already singed us up for parenting lessons. Oh way did this all happen? ( page gets wet with tears)
katibell : wow. That was scary. I didn't realize that torn even knew how to write. Okay I have to go but if I get good reviews I might write more. I have a drama on the way but I have to fix it. Please rr
Disclaimer; I don't own jak I just own the game and he owns my heart
Hi I'm Katibell (audience all screams together HI KATIE!)
Today we have some veeeeeeerrryyyy interesting things for you to see and hear like what color is Daxters fur really and what keira does when no ones looking (or so she thinks) Also we see what torn really thinks of ahslien . so what are we waiting for?
(bad camera zooms in on keira making out with a pillow) keira: "oh jak , kiss me you big bastard! (makes loud slobering noises) "what did you say? (looks down at pillow with face scribble don it) no I didn't mean you really are a bastard! Of couse not! No where are you going? No ! jak! NOOOOOOOOOOOO! You cant do this I wont let!!( grabs pillow and starts clawing at it) IF I CANT HAVE YOU NO ONE CAN!!!!!!!!!!(rips pillow to shreds then takes another pillow and draws a picture of Erol on it and starts kissing it
katibell: ughh that one was disturbing to see. Well lets go peek in on daxter, shall we?
(daxter standing in frount of mirror. Ħe is completely pink) daxter: "shit! Shit shit shit shit shit! Its not working! Theres no more left!(daxter squezes a bottle with orange hair dye on it) oh no. what am I going to do if some one sees me? I know! (walks over to dressor) jak wont miss this!(takes bottle and squirts it all over self) there no lets see what I look like. AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!( in case you were wondering, daxter is now completely green)
katibell: ah! That was good! whoh!
A green daxter in the audience swears at katibell
Katibell: ah well. Back we go to jak!
( jak asleep in chair) no ! go away keira! I don't like you! Torn! Wait come back! Don't you want to finish pretending to be ponnies? NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(jak wakes with a start and runs over to a shelf) aww. Good still here. (hugs a my little ponnie doll to his chest) don't you go anywhere now, lulu . I love you too much ( jak squeezes lulu too hard and her head pops off) lulu? NO! LULU! I thought what we had was SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!(jak breakes down crying)
katibell: (laughing and pointing at jak in audience while he crys over the head of lulu) ah hahahahahahaha! That was excellent! Now, lets see what jak really thinks of ashlin. (ashlin in audience, what do you THINKS are you not telling me something , torn?)(torn glares a t katibell as she grins uncomfretably) okay lets get a move on
( Torns diary entry) dear diary, I cant say this to ashlins face but I cant help but notice that she's really really short. This has always sort of bothered me but now its ridiculus1 its like shes shinking! Just make it stop. And now that we are going out I cant fantasize about Erol any more. He and I were going to make such a great couple that I'd already singed us up for parenting lessons. Oh way did this all happen? ( page gets wet with tears)
katibell : wow. That was scary. I didn't realize that torn even knew how to write. Okay I have to go but if I get good reviews I might write more. I have a drama on the way but I have to fix it. Please rr