"Lois, I threw Stewie at Julia Robert's as an elaborate metaphor to explain where babies come from." Peter Griffin says entering the living room escorted by a police officer.

"What!? Why on earth did you do that Peter!?" Lois yells running up to the door.

"Yeah I know what your thinking, but Martin Short was busy and Julia Roberts was the only other person I could think of that had a vagina for a face." Peter says pulling off his now unlocked handcuffs.

Joe walks in carrying Stewie in a full body cast. "Stewie's gonna be out of commission for at least a month while his bones and organs heal. Miss Roberts has an unusually sharp chin."

"Oh Stewie, mama's got you now!" Lois says running over to Stewie and picking him up. "That's it Peter Griffin, go to your room!" Lois screams "You're grounded!"

"Oh come on!" Peter says crossing his arms indignantly. "You can't ground me! I'm caucasian!"

"Better do what she says fat man." Stewie mumbles from behind his cast "I haven't seen Lois this worked up since Michal Jackson's funeral.

Cut away to the Griffin family gathered around the TV crying

"Why did he have to die!?" Lois says between tears. "Why did someone nobody born after 1987 cared about until this very moment have to die!?"

Meg walks in stifling back a tear "His music touched me the way his right hand touched Stewie."

"Oh shut up Meg!" Lois says. "Just because the book club included an mp3 of Thriller on the Nickelback mixtape you borrowed from them, does not mean you're a "fan"! Do you even listen to yourself speak?"

Cut back to present

"I'm letting Peter off with a warning this time." Joe says as him and the other officer turn towards the door. "Mostly because I'm trying to piss off my boss by letting dangerous criminals go free." Joe walks out the door, stops and screams "Shazam!" then ascends into the sky while transforming into Captain Marvel.

"You heard me Peter." Lois says impatiently. "I'm tired of you endangering the lives of our children and James Cameron with your constant stupidity! So for now, you're grounded until further notice!"

"I hate you!" Peter yells running upstairs. "You'll be sorry when I'm dead!" Peter slams their upstairs bedroom door and starts blasting "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister. "The ugly chick that sings this song is right!" Peter proclaims while standing on his bed "I've got to kill Richard Nixon!"

Five hours later Lois hears a knock at the door. She answers it to find Joe escorting a handcuffed Peter back into the house. "We caught him urinating on the Nixon grave again Lois." Joe says as he drops Peter off and leaves.

"Aint I a stinker?" Peter laughs. The words "That's All Folks" appear at the bottom of the screen.

The End