Garfield Goes to the Farm
Disclaimer: I do not own Garfield or U.S. Acres. The only thing that's mine is the plot.
Summary: a U.S. Acres/Garfield crossover. After Arlene breaks up with Garfield, he goes into a drunk depression and ends up in U.S. Acres.
Author's note: This is my FIRST submitted fanfic evar!(Yay!).
Chapter 1: Where am I?
Garfield had no idea where he was. His head was hurting, his vision was blurry, and his stomache was aching. The scenery was not familiar to him at all. It was all green grass and a farm. He doesn't really remember how he got here but he DOES remember what happened before all of this...
It all started 2 days ago. Garfield woke up and ate breakfast as usual. He also did the other usuals: kicking Odie off the table, making fun of his owner Jon, squishing spiders... All of the normal stuff would come to an end later that night. He was taking Arlene out on a date, but not just any date. He was taking her out to the back of the fanciest resteraunt in town.
"After you, madame," said Garfield as he escorted Arlene
"Garfield, there's something I need to tell you," said Arlene
"Don't speak, my dear," Garfield interrupted as he went to look into the garbage and found some thrown away(but still good) spaghetti and meatballs, "Let's just enjoy the food."
"But, Garfield, I really have to tell you something."
"Okay, but make it quick. That spaghetti is getting cold and not eaten."
"Garfield, I'm breaking up with you!"
"WHAT!" Garfield exclaimed as he choked on his spaghetti, "Why?"
"I've put up with you long enough! You're fat, selfish, and you're always eating my food during
"Do not!" Garfield claimed as he ate the rest of the pasta
"Goodbye, Garfield."
And with that, Arlene left Garfield's life possibly forever.
"Arlene! Come back! I can change! I CAN CHAAAANGE," Garfield yelled to the full moon.
The next morning Garfield was so depressed. He did not want to eat, sleep, or even do the thing he normally did. Jon and Odie were getting very worried.
"Garfield's been really down since Arlene broke up with him," said Jon.
"Arf!" barked Odie
"I have an idea! Let's try to cheer up Garfield anyway we can."
A little later, Jon and Odie came into the room with a pan of lasagna.
"Guess what, Garfield? I made some lasagne and it's ALL for you." said Jon happily.
"I'm not hungry. In fact, I don't think I'll ever eat again..." said Garfield saidly as he walk from the room to lay on the couch.
"Oh my... Odie, Garfield doesn't want to eat ever again!" said Jon, "No... NO!" sobbed Jon.
Odie just wimpered.
Later that night, Garfield went into Jon's liquor, got drunk, and went downtown.
"What do you do with a drunken kitty early in the morning!" He sang to himself. Garfield then spotted a watermelon truck.
"Hey, a watermelon truck. Wonder what it's full of?" He asked himself.
Garfield then got on the moving truck and after 2 hours with his drunk self, he continued talking to the watermelons.
"Can you believe that she dumped me like that? After all the things I've done for her?" He said to the watermelon. Garfield then stopped for a moment waiting for a response.
"You said it." Garfield replied "That whore can go to hell for all I care! In fact, for the record I dumped HER. And further more..."
And just before Garfield could finish, he passed out in the truck face first. Everything after that was a blur to him...
Back at the farmlands, Garfield was still lost. He needed a way to get back home but had no idea where to go.
"Maybe someone at that farm can help me get home." Garfield said to himself as he went to the farm hoping somebody was there to help him.
End of Chapter 1
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