"The Totally Tedious Title"

by: The Volatile Genius

Disclaimer: This is not mine. I mean, like, the story is, but not the characters. I think. Its not plagerized, but, oh damn. Have I already cursed in the disclaimer? Lets get on with it.

(please keep in mind, this is a parody of this lovely site and reactions to it.)

"Whew, its finally done. My hundred-thousand-word story about Gilmore Girls. Now all I need: is a title," Robin exasperated ( I hope that's used properly).

"How about 'Sluts in Paradise'? No, too NC-17. Oh! What about 'Harry Potter and the Magical Egg-Hat'? No, too much hate mail. I got it!" Robin screamed with joy. "'Yaoi slash Anime Mash-up!' It's inoffensive and original! Now to make a screenname," Robin said, as he logged onto his iMac's Firefox browser and typed in Robin quietly hummed as he typed. He waited for it to load, and was assaulted with pop-ups.

"No, I do NOT want another iPod Mini!" Robin said as he stumbled through piles of iPod Minis he had recieved by sending numerous lists of the other Titan's e-mails to this particular site, then using their credit cards to accept to be put on the mailing list. He selected register and entered the name,

"Robin", then entered all of the other information, except his adress, only to find out that his screename was taken, as well as Robin1, 2, 3, 4, 13, RobintheDirtyGirl, and Robin-of-Azareth, but he chose Robin1134banana622 instead. It told him to wait 24 hours for a reply.

INTERMISSION!

Go get a snack, go get a snack, peanut butter and jelly, go get a snack!

Yeah!

START ACT TWO!

24 hours later...

"Now to Robin said. He went through the jungle of the registration, then entered his story.

"Let's see, TV Shows, then Gilmore Girls, okay, select genre: oh, I guess, Spiritual/Comedy. Okay, title: Yaoi slash Anime Mash-up!. Cool, next: description, okay," Robin spoke thoughtfully.

Robin sat there for the next twenty minutes while he thought how to sum up his epic, 100,000 word, fan fiction and typed:

im not reely good at makin summerys so chek it out.

He clicked "ENTER" and it told him to wait about 24 hours.

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