Kids Crime
Rating: teen
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Summary: Gil and Catherine work a case where they're led into a huge house with five, strange kids. Ironically, the kids help them solve their case.
A/N: HEY GUYS! I'm Brandi! Brittney, Teliko. x3's younger sister. I made this story up and she helped correct my grammar. Enjoy it! Read and Review please.
One day on Janurary 12, 2007 Greg and Catherine was in the lab looking at DNA then all of a sudden Gil walks in.
"We have a new crime," said Gil.
"Oh really," said Catherine.
"We were just looking at some DNA," said Greg.
It became quiet for a moment. Then Catherine started laughing.
"Why are you laughing?" said Greg and Gil together.
"I just came back from the dentist... they put me on that giggle gas," said Catherine.
"Anyways, lets see what this new crime you think we have is about," said Greg.
"STOP BEING A SMART-ELLIC AND DO YOUR JOB OR YOU'LL GO WORK AT McDonalds," Gil yelled.
"May I take your order," said Catherine laughing in the background.
"Well these papers say that there's two suspects named Missy Beear and Kyle Beear," Gil explained.
"But there's a catch," said Gil quietly.
"The two suspects are actually brother and sister but everyone, including the society, thinks they're a couple," said Gil.
"But wouldn't the police figure that out," Catherine asked.
"I'm afraid not," Gil said anxiously.
Quietly, Greg leaves the room to go eat lunch because it was 12:00. Gil and Catherine kept having their little conversation without Greg.
After he walked out, Sara walked in.
"So y'all heard about the weird crime," Sara asked.
"YES WE KNOW YOU STUPID UGLY bitch," said Catherine.
"Won't you shut up CATHERINE," Sara asked.
"GUYS...GIRLS... WON'T YOU STOP!?"
"There's enough of me for one of you," Gil yelled.
"Well I am not gonna fight over you with that ugly thing, " said Catherine.
"Well I have to pick one of you to go with me for the crime," said Gil.
"It's not gonna be her," said Sara.
"YEAH IT WILL BE," said Catherine.
"OH YEAH", said Sara.
"Well I pick Catherine," said Gil; waiting to hear Sara's response.
"Well I hate you now Gil," said Sara rambunkiously.
"Well come on Catherine. We got some work to do".
"Okay. Bye haters," Sara said.
"YEAH WELL YOU can GO get a makeover you ugly duckling," Gil yelled.
"yeah and take your panty hose with you" said catherine.
Gil and Catherine walked down the hall, towards Gil's office.
"She really had panty hose in there," asked Gil.
"Apparently," said Catherine.
"Cause I thought I saw some langere in Greg's locker," Gil explained.
"Well maybe Greg was wearing it," Catherine reasoned.
It was quiet for a moment...
Then Catherine and Gil just started laughing.
"NOO HE CANT", said Catherine.
"OH YES HE DID!" said Gil.
So Catherine and Gil went in his office.
"Lets talk about these rears ," said Catherine.
Suddenly at the same time, Nick walked in.
"WHY IN THE GRAPEFRUIT HEAVEN ARE Y'ALL TALKING ABOUT REARS," questioned Nick.
"Uh , no but- ," said Gil.
"Yeah. I know why y'all were talking about that," said Nick.
"Try us, " said Catherine.
"Y'all were gonna sing, 'SMACK THAT' for the CSI performance next week."
"UM NO WHAT KIND OF BUTTERD BISCUITS YOU THINK WE ARE," asked Catherine.
"Some jelly ones, " said Nick
"SMACK THAT ALL ON THE FLOOR SMACK THAT TO YOU'LL GET SORE," said Gil the background.
And then... they went to lunch.
A/N: Yes. How was that:D