Modern day Star Wars au where they still live in space but it's exactly like Earth and Han is a hipster artist and leia is his gf who has to put up with his antics. LOL so I'll update every Friday! Yeet.
"Han what are you doing"
"painT"\
"cool. whatchu paintin?"
"saturn"
"what the heck is a Sautrn?"
"its a planet."
"whats it like"
"Imagine life but without life"
"omg han you're so pretentious what the heck"
"even if you ignore me I am still in love with you"
"shut up han I hate you"
"No u dont, u love me just like I love you."
"I KNOW now just paint and shut up you hipster freak"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A HIPSTER?!"
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she somehow said, even though that's quite unpronounceable.
"she is a feisty one." he said, breaking the fourth wall like cool people do in stories these days. "Aggression is attractive, just like while we fear tigers, we love their stripes. Don't you think?" He directed at you.
"ugh Han when will you realize not everyhting is a metphaor?! AND STOP TALKING TO THEM OMG THAT'S THE NUMBER ONE RULE, WE CANT ACKNOWLEDGE THEM EVERRR."
"But Lei i am a rulbreaker. Im an rebel. The rebellious people's intentions may not be best, but their spirits are stronger than any ten hearts combined."
"my boyfriedn is sooo dramatic" Leia said to you, breaking the "no fourth-wall breaking" rule that she just reminded Han of a minute ago.