Here's what happens when you give me canons: I ruin their personalities. Oh well, hopefully it'll be entertaining enough that you won't notice…
This song fit so well, I felt.
This is what happens when you give me a three day weekend, tons of free time, a Disney obsessed father, an obsession with warriors, a musical I'm auditioning for and need to find a song to sing for, and boredom. Enjoy!
Note:
ScarTigerstar
BanzaiLongtail
ShenziDustpelt
EdDarkstripe( only because Ed doesn't talk, and Darkstripe wouldn't, because he's the most loyal of his followers and wouldn't question him)
Tigerclaw stood within the Thunderclan territory with his three follows: Dustpelt, Longtail, and Darkstripe.
" So…are you suer this will work?" Dustpelt asked, a bit unsure.
" Positive," the dark tabby replied," Soon, I shall rule!"
" But…what if it doesn't work, and we get caught?"
" Stop worrying!" Longtail muttered," He'll think you're not loyal!"
" Listen up you lot..it's time I gave you a better idea of what the future holds…
I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a fish's backside
But thick as you are, pay attention
My words are a matter of pride," He sung.
It's clear from your vacant expressions," he went on,"
The lights are not all on upstairs
But we're talking leaders and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares"
He paused for a second, then continued," So prepare for a chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensational news!
A shining new era
Is tiptoeing nearer!"
"And where do we feature?" asked Dulstpelt.
SCAR
"Just listen to mentor!" he instructed,
"I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded
When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!"
"Yeah! Be prepared.
We'll be prepared. For what?" Longtail asked.
" For the death of Bluestar!" He replied
"What, is she sick?" Longtail asked.
"No, fool! We're going to kill her... and Fireheart too!" he exclaimed.
"Great idea! Who needs a leader?" Dustpelt commented.
"No leader, No leader, lalalalalala!" Dustpelt and Longtail sang together.
"Idiots! There will be a leader!" Tigerclaw spat.
" But you said..." Dustpelt began, confused.
" I will be leader!
Stick with me, and you'll never be looked down upon again!" he told them.
"Yay, all right!" Longtail called.
"Long live the Tigerstar!
Long live the Tigerstar!" Darkstripe, Longtail, and Dustpelt chanted in unison, then sang,
"It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a leader who'll be all-time adored."
Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board," he informed them, then went on,
"The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee,"
he sang, then leaned in towards them,
"The point that I must emphasize is
You won't get a sniff without me!"
"So prepare for the coup of the century!" his followers sang enthusiastically.
"Be prepared for the murkiest scam," he picked off from what they sang.
"Meticulous planning
Tenacity spanning
Decades of denial
Is simply why I'll
Be leader undisputed
Respected, saluted
And seen for the wonder I am"
Then, he called loudly," Yes, my teeth and ambitions are bared!"
As his followers joined in," Be prepared!
Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared
Be prepared!"
" Now I get it!" Dustpelt said.
" I'm surrounded by idiots!" Tigerclaw muttered.
" What was that?" Longtail asked.
" Oh, nothing, nothing at all.." he replied, with a sneer.