Chapter 1: Pocirld:
Author's Note: As requested by Snowfrost and ChystalK114 I will now write a new Star Trek crossover because I am a "goddess of crossovers". Thank you Snowfrost! :)! I own nothing.
Picard woke up to Q standing over him and watching him.
"Good morning, Pocirld. Captain James T. Kirk says hi." Q greeted.
"Q, I have no times for your games or for you to make fun of my name and I doubt you meet the real James T. Kirk." Picard replied.
"Oh, but I have. I'll prove it."
"Q! This bett-"
Q snapped his fingers and Picard and Kirk and their crews were in an arena together.
"What the hell! Q you promised to leave us alone!" Kirk yelled.
"You should know by now that I don't keep promises." Q replied.
"And who are you? Are you that Poclard guy that Q mentioned?" Kirk asked Picard.
"It's Picard and yes. Formalities can wait though. We must find a way out of Q's game." Picard replied.
"Agreed."
Q laughed and made McCoy dance like a madman.
"Q!" Picard and Kirk yelled simultaneously.
"What I'm just having fun! Remember when you guys danced naked for me. Wasn't that fun?"
"Q, you better not-"
Q forced McCoy and Troi to dance naked. Both of them looked ashamed but Q just laughed and laughed.
"Q, you better stop this right now or I'll-"
"And remember how I turned Chekov into a duck?"
"Q don't you dare-"
Suddenly, Chekov was turned into a Russia flag.
"Dammit Q, turn him back and please make this dancing stop! I'm a doctor not a porn star!" McCoy yelled.
"Relax, Chekov is better as a mindless object anyways and I enjoy your dancing immensely." Q replied.
"Dammit Q, I'm tired of you!" Kirk yelled punching Q in the face.
"My Q. You dare hit a god like me?! I will smite you!"
Kirk was suddenly turned into a dog and Uhura gasped. Kirk growled at Q. Q rolled his eyes and made a vacuum cleaner appear. He then turned it on and Kirk wimpered.
"That's better! Now bow before your god!"
"Q, you are no god!" Picard exclaimed.
"Yeh, it just seems like your a big bully to me." Uhura added.
"Am I? Would a bully give you this?" Q said snapping his fingers.
Uhura was suddenly in a beautiful fur coat wearing a diamond necklace and pure gold earrings.
"This is nice and all, but I still think you are a bully and I'll prove it."
"Oh I like to see you and that useless dog try." Q replied.
"You can't mean-"
"Oh I wasn't talking about Kirk. I was talking about Picard."
"See? You are a bully and I will make you see that and I will make you leave all of us alone for good."
Q laughed, "Yeh right."
Author's Note: Okay this one was pulling on some strings. It will be cooler maybe if I had some of your ideas. Just a suggestion.