Seme
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Warning: Implied SasuNaru so yaoi/shounen-ai. NO lemon 'cause I can't write them. Also no Sakura Bashing
A/N: This is uploaded for Sasuke's birthday and yes, my first attempt at SasuNaru. I hope it's good.
Team 7 was on the bridge waiting for Kakashi when Sakura, being the major yaoi fan girl that she was decided, once and for all to prove once and for all that Sasuke and Naruto were indeed "meant to be", so to speak. Sasuke and Naruto were bickering, ignoring the fan girl squeals that emulated from the pinkette, while she scribbled down notes in her complimentary SasuNaru notebook that the SasuNaru fanclub gave her when she joined. Deciding that maybe interrogating her teammates are probably the way to go, about their supposed "secret" relationship, she decided to break their bickering.
"Ne, Sasuke. Are you guys dating?"
"What?" was the response of both boys.
"I mean, I'm thinking a nice romantic winter scene, with the sunlight barely visible through the lightly falling snow, and everyone's favorite yaoi couple walking down a cold lighted lane, hand in hand."
"…" came the intelligent response from Naruto.
Sasuke, however had a different response to that.
"Don't you get it! We're NOT in love with each other!"
Sakura perked up at his answer, her mouth twisting into a mischievous, almost evil smirk.
"Poor, poor naïve Sasuke…"
She paused, drinking in the reactions while inwardly cheering, before continuing on all the while holding up rather suspicious pictures.
"The proof is all around us…Chapter 307…Fanfiction…Episode 3,,,"
Sasuke's mouth dropped uncharacteristically dropped at the mention of the dreaded episode before his voice grew colder.
"THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT! Naruto kissed ME! ASK him to!"
An evil glint lit up Sakura's eyes.
"Wow Sasuke…I always thought YOU were seme…"
"What? Of course I'M seme! I mean… I WOULD be seme if Naruto was gay! If I was in love with Naruto, I WOULD be seme! Imean…"
"Sure, sure, whatever you say Sasuke…"
Naruto, having recovered his powers of speech, decided to walk away but not before saying, "I'm leaving before something bad happens…"
Sasuke was pissed. Downright pissed at Naruto. So he decided that Naruto could not abandon him like this.
"Oh no you don't! Get back here and tell her I'm your seme!"
Meanwhile, Sakura was secretly cheering with multiple evil glints in her eye. Thank you reverse psychology, she thought.
A/N: Yeah...I'm not really sure if this is good or not. Read and review, please! :)