So sonic the hedgehog and knuckles the arachnid were going to the mall. Suddenly Tails the flying thing raccoon was flying. He saws them and said "That's not good" he had to stop it before the bomb. Sonic was nervous around knuckles. Nun chucks noticed and blushed a little. "Hey sonic" said a female voice from the gallows. They looked and there was the girl one looking at them.
Chapter 2 forbidden love.
Amy was watching the mannerisms of sonic. She became jealous because she was in love with him. Tails was also watching and no one knew this, but he had a huge crush on knuckles. This is bad. The end.
Chapter 3 the lost divorce.
Once knuckles the arachnid tried to file a divorce using the corn tortilla knew only to be flower. (the by passers never knew). Sonic soon found out. 8 and he kept it a secret for as long as he could. (good job sonic) but one day he spilled the beans and told the whole world that knuckles uses corn tortillas. Everyone rejoiced in anguish. 77777 209. They died on the edge of tomorrow. And had sex before that. Just in time for the apple.
Chapter 4 the love triangle.
Now years went by and santa claus grew older. 'Twas a sad sad dad in the pad. The chocolate was melting but not the snow on the mountain of greens. There was a thousands of lakes and no one could swim. So the heroes only had the aquarium of dreams. The winds of time came in a blink. The eyes of God were opened to see the nostrils of life. Too bad the teenagers died. Too bad the oceans grew colder and too bad the sun wasn't bright. There was one chance in life and one chance to enhance the ever growing signs of popular life as we know it. Though the world may end this is what the sand man says. Take the child by the hand let him run to the sand. The sand in which all life has died. Because innocence is a virtue and true love was a lie.
Chapter 5 the rollercoaster
The next Tuesday sonic and his mom decided to have a PTA meeting.