The summary was horrible, but the story is hopefully better than it sounds! XD
This was also based off of Stuck in a Loop! You should check it out.
Link opened his eyes slowly. He had ended up in his... room in Skyloft?
Confused, he immediately got up and looked around. He was on the floor, a letter was on the floor...
He paled. This was the position he had started his journey in. How he remembered that he had no idea, but he welcomed it. At least he could prepare himself for the inevitable.
"LINK!" a female voice shouted.
Wait, what?
That hadn't happened the first time...
There was banging on the door.
"WAKE UP!"
He had no clue what to do. On one hand, staying in his room sounded like a good idea. Maybe even escaping through the window. On the other hand, he would have to face Zelda's wrath later.
Well, one thing was for sure- he was definitely confused.
It was too late for him to do anything else because Zelda had now somehow forced the door open. Link just prayed to the goddesses that he wouldn't be maimed too badly.
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_RESETTING..._
...
"You sure this is a good idea?" Link asked.
"Well, it's part of the ceremony!" Zelda replied cheerfully. "Besides, you'll be fine!"
Link had landed at the final part of the ceremony- jumping off of the Goddess Statue. With the sailcloth.
"The sailcloth should save you! If it doesn't work, just call your Loftwing! It should work."
At least he'd done this before.
He took the offered cloth (which still smelled nice) and sighed. Might as well get this over with.
With multiple times of practice under his belt, he jumped and prepared to open up the sailcloth to avoid dying…
And then Groose sailed in with his Loftwing, catching Link. He had a disturbing grin on his face with hearts in his eyes.
"LINK! I HAVE COME TO RESCUE YOU!"
Said boy screamed while attempting to jump away, but Groose just grabbed him and hugged him tightly.
"WE SHALL-"
The rest of his words were swept away by the wind with Zelda's laughter in the background.
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_RESETTING..._
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Demise stood over Link.
This time, Link had apparently landed when Demise was about to finish him off.
"Boy. Do you have any last requests?" the god asked gruffly. "I shall grant you the kindness of one last thing before the entire world ends."
Coughing, Link found that he couldn't stand. He didn't have the energy.
So this was it, huh?
Well, not exactly.
You see, Link had what he wanted exactly in mind, but decided to toy with Ganon- sorry, Demise- for a bit.
He coughed again and looked up, straight at Demise.
"Does… does taking you down count?"
"No. Try again."
"How about not… destroying the world?"
"Denied. Try again."
"How about sparing me and my friends?"
"No. Last chance."
"Fine. Can you at least spare my friends?"
"...I will see if I can. If they try and get in my way, I will obliterate them. Deal?"
Now, Demise had no intention of fulfilling that. He wanted to get rid of them ASAP. But he thought- he knew- that Link didn't know.
Oh boy, how wrong he was.
Now was his chance! Link lowered his head as if in defeat and waited for the right moment.
Demise approached with arrogance. Hey, he had just taken down one of the worst nuisances to bait, and he was proud.
Link whispered something under his breath that sounded suspiciously like "please have mercy."
Whatever he had said, Demise was curious. Was he finally begging for mercy?
"What did you say? Are you finally begging for mercy like should be?" Demise asked cruelly, leaning down towards Link.
He whispered something again and beckoned Demise closer.
When Demise got close enough…
Link's hand twitched, and he whipped out-
With a mighty HYAH, Link shoved the Beetle up Demise's nose.
With Farore, Din, and Nayru…
Din collapsed in laughter, watching Demise desperately attempt to snort the thing out.
Nayru had tears in her eyes while Farore was enthusiastically shouting at her attribute to finish him off.
"How… Demise is supposed to be better than that!" Din giggled, failing to keep her laughter in.
"Too bad this loop is about to end," Nayru sighed, wiping away tears of laughter.
"Yeah. I'm keeping this with me forever," Farore snickered, hugging her camera to her chest. "Blackmail at its finest…"
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_RESETTING..._
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He opened his eyes blearily. They drooped again, and Link forced them open.
He was in his room. Alone.
'Uh oh…' he thought, trying to sit up. It didn't work, and he found that he couldn't really move.
'Darn it, what is with me and getting limited mobility in these situations?!" he thought, focusing on moving. His right hand twitched. And that was pretty much it.
Ah, screw it. He was sure attempting to throw his body around would do the trick.
And it did! It just felt like pins and needles were being stabbed into his back with extreme force, but he managed.
"Ah, so you're awake."
Gaepora's voice startled Link.
"When your Loftwing brought you limp and unconscious, I had feared for the worst."
So it appeared to Link that this was right after Zelda had been sucked into the tornado. How fun.
"Where is Zelda?" Gaepora asked. "Where is my daughter?"
Link just sighed and began explaining. He was too tired to make things entertaining.
"I see. That was no ordinary tornado," Gaepora said quietly, closing his eyes.
"...I'm sorry?" Link tried. He had felt awkward last time, and he felt just as awkward now.
"No, it's fine. It's not like my daughter just got sucked into a tornado and fell to the surface with no one or nothing else," Gaepora answered with the slightest hint of bitterness in his voice.
"It's not my fault!"
"I never said it was."
"Your tone implied it!"
The two argued for a while before Gaepora smacked the wall.
"JUST SHUT UP AND GET SOME REST."
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I actually had a lot of fun writing this. I'm not really an expert on Skyward Sword, so if you want me to write a specific scene, just leave a review or PM me.
The second scene was based on a comic that I read. It was hilarious, but I couldn't find it. Sorry.
Samurai, over and out!