A\N: I needed a new subject. So I picked something upbeat. Why not? And anyways, it's better than my brother's suggestion: They all die, the end.

Kimberly felt perfect.

Tommy's arm was around her shoulders, her hair was flying back in the breeze, and the sun was shining. There hadn't been a monster attack in days. How much more perfect could you get?

Then they pulled up at her house, and everything went straight downhill.

Kimberly sighed, hopping out of the car. "Jacob Hart, get your butt off that trampoline this second! You're supposed to be doing your homework!"

Jake kept jumping. "You can't tell me what to do-o, you can't tell me what to do-o." He singsonged.

"Hey, squirt. Go inside." Tommy tried. Jake occasionally listened to him.

Jake ignored him, too. "Wanna know why you can't tell me what to do?"

"Why." Kimberly gritted out. The brat was annoying as heck.

Jake stopped bouncing and held up a small, pink-fur covered book. "I found your dia-ry." He sang. "And I know all about you." He flipped the book open while Kimberly stared in disbelief. "Let's see. June third. Dear Diary. I'm soooo in love with Tommy. I can't stop thinking about him. I even duh-reamabout him. He's soooo cute."

Kimberly, now a shade of bright pink that matched her shirt, reached in her pocket. This boy deserved torture.

"What's that?" Jake asked.

Kimberly held up Jake's favorite movie. "Ten seconds. Then it goes. Because, believe me, I can snap it right in half."

Jake's smile was reminiscent of a movie demon child's. "Really, Pink Ranger?" He flipped to another page. "April seventeenth. Dear Diary, today I became a Power Ranger. I don't know if I can hurt anyone."

Kimberly came very close to beating the boy to death, but Tommy stepped in. "Come on, man. Give it back."

"Why?"

"Because we're the good guys." Tommy said, smiling disarmingly. "And we save the world. Isn't that worth a little silence on your part?"

"Nope."

The entire Ranger team stared in disbelief.

Jake hopped off the trampoline. "You're the Pink Ranger. You and Tommy've had...ten dates so far. Tommy was the evil Green Ranger. Trini's Yellow, Zack's Black--well, duh--"

"--Hey!"

"--And Billy's Blue." Jake smiled again. This smile was triumphant, victorious. "I'm gonna go watch TV. And if you don't let me do what I want, Mom and Dad are gonna know all about you guys."

Jake sauntered into the house.

The Rangers just...stood there. It was kind of hard not to, when your secret had just been blown to kingdom come by a ten-year-old.

"Damage control." Jason managed. "Now."

"I'm on stealing the diary back. Billy, Zack, come on." Trini said.

"I'll go distract him." Tommy offered. "Wanna help, bro?"

"And when this is over," Kimberly snarled, "I'm gonna murder him."