A/N: Hey! So this is my new story! Please R&R I want constructive criticism please! : D AND CHECK OUT MY NEW STORY HONOUR AMONG THIEVES.
Disclaimer: I do not own the twilight saga!
(BELLA'S POV)
I was sitting on the Cullen's couch reading Romeo and Juliet. Edward had gone hunting with the rest of the Cullen's except Emmet! Suddenly Emmet came running down the stairs at Vampire speed. He threw my book out of my hands and started jumping! It was a good imitation of Alice I had to emit that! I was just about to yell at Emmet when he stopped bouncing and picked me up by my arm.
"I have an Idea! Let's go...mess with Edward's room, piano, ECT. Watcha say about that?"
"Uhh, what about no! I am not messing with myEdward! Just go away and leave me in peace, Emmet! Thank you!" I told him. He just sat there beside me with a (I can't believe I'm goanna say this!) kind of cute pout (kind of.)He sat there and just pouted. I was not going to fall for that one! No I was not! But somehow I ended up saying" Ok, what do you want to do to Edward, Emmet?" And immediately after I said that his pout turned into a wicked/goofy grin! And then I knew! I knew I was in trouble! He jumped up, threw me onto his shoulder and ran to his enormous jeep. He threw me into the passenger seat gently (well gently for him.)
"Where are we going Emmet?" I ask completely clueless.
"Well... We have to go get some supplies! Jeez Bella keep up! Okay so we are going to need to go to La Senza! Then we have to go to girls clothing!"He rambled while driving to the mall. I just sat there looking at him like he was insane!
"Emmet why are we going to la senza? And why in the world do we need to go get 'girls clothing?'
"Silly Bella! No we are going to need to make Edward crazy and ask yourself this: how does that tie in with La Senza? Huh huh, can you figure it out brainiest?"
"Umm... Emmet isn't it Brainiac? And let me get this straight! You want me to dress up in lingerie to make Edward try and lose control, and then you want me to wear skankey clothing to get him to lose more control?"
"YES! Ok so are you in? Because if you are then we are at... THE MALL!" sadly he yelled the last part!
"Yes Emmet I'll do it but DON'T yell!" I hissed. He grabbed me by the arm and pulled me from his huge jeep he then put me on the ground. He started walking and I tried to keep up.
"Ok Emmet where to first? Girls clothes or lingerie?" I ask
"Umm girl clothing I thi-"But he was interrupted. There stood Alice!
"You are not going to not let me help with this!" She hissed.
"Calm down Alice! You can help!" Emmet told her, but you could hear the fear leaking in his voice.
"Good! So now we are off to get clothing first! Ok?"
"Mhhmm, yes ok Alice." I told her. Ok great what is that evil smirk on her face?
"Ali-." But guess what. Yes I was dragged into a clothing store. Somehow Emmet managed to disappear... Alice was throwing short shorts low tang tops etc. at me. She pushed me into the changing room before I could say a complaint. She practically put me through a fashion show until we found the right outfit. I ended up getting a sort of low tang top. It was gray. It had trimming over the top and it was a spaghetti strap. The shorts weren't bad ether. They were blue and green and had "Lola was here" written on the butt. (A/N Every outfit she buys is on my profile!) Then we went into the lingerie section. And guess what? Remember when he disappeared? Well guess where he disappeared to? Yupp there were we (Alice, and I) looking at Emmet. Mhhmm yeah well you can guess what he was doing in the lingerie section. Yes there was Emmet in front of us holding a thong all twisted around his fingers with a dumbstruck/curious look on his face. He walked up to us still holding the thong between his fingers.
"Hey guy's this thing looks familiar where have I seen it before? What do you use it for?" He asked confused. Alice grabbed the thong from his fingers before he ruined it and put it back in the right place.
"Yes Emmet, you have seen it before! You've seen it on Rosalie! (Emmet's confusion changed into a smile right after she said that) And I'm guessing you can sort of guess what we use it as!" She hissed at Emmet. Right after that she kicked us out and told us to go home. She said she would finish and she would give me the rest of the stuff tomorrow. I drove home with Emmet. He was singing. This should be a crime. Do you even want to know what he was singing? Well... Barbie Girl. And I am going to say this slowly. He...Was...Singing...Barbie...Girl...At...The...Top...Of...His...Lunges! Do you feel sorry for me now or should I tell you what the worst part was? He had retrieved a blond wig from the back of his jeep. Yes he was wearing it. And to top it all off he was dancing to the song while driving!
We got home. Alice was already there with shopping bags. She threw them to me.
"You have 5 minutes he will be here soon hurry Bella!" She chirped
As I was getting dressed the bedroom door opened and in came...
A/N: So how do you guys like it? Can you give me ideas for other funny topics? I want to know which part was your favourite! So please R&R! By the way all the photos on my profile are of what Alice had bought. Can you guess who is going to come in? Please R&R :D Thx