Shoujo-Kiyame: oo; Hello there... this is my first humor fic in a while. I wasn't too sure of how to make these script ones anymore, but its in the format of a play script... mmkay? Please Don't remove it! SPARE ME! -bows-
Ryuu: Feh... pathetic... bowing to a computer moniter.
Shoujo-Kiyame: SILENCE! YOU KNOW NOTHING OF THE COMPUTERS!
Ryuu: Duh... how am I typing?
Shoujo-Kiyame: ... I don't like you. >>
Miroku: No torturing me, okay?
Shoujo-Kiyame: I won't.
Miroku: --'; Phew. -wipes forehead-
Shoujo-Kiyame: I'm just going to leave that to everyone else!
Miroku: -very big sweatdrop-
Shoujo-Kiyame: Yeah, just kidding Miroku-Sama... you aren't even in this one. Anyway, I don't own InuYasha in ANY way!
Sesshoumaru: >>; I don't want to be in this-
Shoujo-Kiyame: -interrupts Sesshoumaru's complaint- Mwahahaha. -cough- Let's begin the story, shall we?
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Ryuu: Fade into a spot at a nearby river. Jaken and Rin are sitting in the grass, minding their own buisinesses, and then Rin decides to start asking stupid questions to poor Jaken.
Rin: Jaken? Where's Lord Sesshoumaru?
Jaken: -points staff- Now, you know I wouldn't know that! He always wanders off! Besides it would be none of your concern!
Rin: ... -pokes Jaken- Sesshoumaru... where is Lord Sesshoumaru?
Jaken: >>; I told you, I'm not telling you.
Rin: I'm going to tell Lord Sesshoumaru that you are being a little jerk!
Jaken: All the more reason to not tell you!
Rin: -pulls at Jaken's face- TELL ME.
Jaken: NEVER!
Rin: -pulls harder- TELL ME!
Jaken: NEVER!
Rin: How about I throw in a cookie?
Jaken: ... a cookie? oo
Rin: YES! A COOKIE!
Jaken: ... I have no idea what a cookie is... what is it?
Rin: Well... its um... uh... -ponders-
(five minutes later)
Rin: -still pondering- ... Where's Sesshoumaru?
Jaken:-pulsing vein- FORGET IT! I'M NOT TELLING YOU!
Rin: -runs around in circles screaming-
Jaken: Okay, okay! Cut it out, will you? I've got something fun we can do! -takes out a dead fish-
Rin: -covers nose- That freaking smells, Jaken!
Jaken: >>; Well no one asked you. Anyway, before I was RUDELY interrupted... we are going to make educated guesses on how many scales this fish has. Whoever gets it right wins.
Rin: ... Why?
Jaken: BECAUSE I THOUGHT OF IT! SO ITS BRILLIANT!
Rin: No.
(hours later)
Rin: ... two-hundred thousand, ninety-three hundred and sixty two?
Jaken: -counts- ... No.
(both of them fall over tired)
Rin: By the way! I thought I saw Sesshoumaru somewhere, he might be in the forest! I'll go ask him! -runs away-
Jaken: NO! NO! NO! NO! -runs after Rin- You're just trying to ignore me!
(In Forest)
Sesshoumaru: -narrows eyes at a butterfly- Hmph...
Rin: oo; Lord Sesshoumaru! -holds up slimy dead fish- How many scales are on this fish? Do you know?
Sesshoumaru: -tries covering his nose with the "fluff"- Oh my god, it smells horrid.
Rin: Please answer?
Sesshoumaru: -hesitantly takes fish- Well... -begins counting- 1...2...3..4...5...6...
(hours later)
Sesshoumaru: One hundred and seventy... uh... ARGH! I LOST MY PLACE!
Rin: o o'; Its okay, Sesshoumaru-Sama.
Sesshoumaru: -turns head around crazily foaming from the mouth- NO! NO ITS NOT OKAY!
Jaken: -bumps into Sesshoumaru-
Sesshoumaru: o O; Bwahahaha! -picks Jaken up and throws him at a tree-
Jaken: AHHHHHH!
Sesshoumaru: -drooling and looks at Rin- You're next! MWAHAHA! -serious maniacle laughter-
Rin: oo; Lord Sesshoumaru? Are you okay?
Sesshoumaru: -picks up Rin and shakes her violently-
Rin: TT; AHHHHHHHH! SPARE ME!
Sesshoumaru: -twitches at Tenseiga- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME, TENSEIGA?
(Shoujo-Kiyame: ; I can't spell 'Tenseiga' can I?)
Rin: AHHHHH! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHH!
Inuyasha: -nearby the forest with Kagome- Kagome... I've always wanted to tell you something.
Kagome: Yes, Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: You're ugly.
Kagome: -furious- WHAT!
Inuyasha: I couldn't help it... you need to know the truth. Kikyou looks way better than you. -suddenly hears Rin screaming her head off-
Kagome: -crying-
Inuyasha: -thinks- Hey, isn't that screaming coming from that brat that's always hanging around with Sesshoumaru?
Kagome: -stops crying- I HATE YOU! -runs away-
Inuyasha: -long pause- Hmm... oh well.
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Shoujo-Kiyame: For one, I don't even know WHY Jaken and Rin decided to count the fish.
Sesshoumaru:I feel like a maniac... >>
Shoujo-Kiyame: -flails arms around- RELEASE YOUR INNER-PSYCHOPATH!
Sesshoumaru: ... I'll pass.
Shoujo-Kiyame: Ryuu, will you rele-
Ryuu: No.
Shoujo-Kiyame: You never let me fini-
Ryuu: No.
Shoujo-Kiyame: You're so me-
Ryuu: Yes.
Shoujo-Kiyame: Oh well... until next time! THIS WILL BE CONTINUED!
Ryuu: -shaking- I don't know you! -runs away-
Sesshoumaru: >>'; Everywhere I go... I'm surrounded by idiots.
Shoujo-Kiyame: You're no fun!
Sesshoumaru: ... And I smell wolf-demon on you.
Shoujo-Kiyame: oo; Well anyway... buh-bye.