Bionic Guy: The Tight But Truth Of Jaller the Toa , Past
Hello my dedicated reader to late dumbass inc. latest book. Sorry I haven't written in a long time and it because I forgot my password. Oh ya I forgot I losing my voice so I hired a narrator, but if he talk way to much he owes me 20 bucks. So here he is Narrator. Oh thank god for this day to come true. Help out this gig because it my first one. So the story start of on Xia the Island of Visorak.
Jaller along with Hitler and Juni were working in the matoran pool. The were pool worker and get paid 1 buck a day. Everyone was happy in Xia until the Makutas attacked. Sidorak, king of the Visorak, fought bravely to protect the matoran and creature of Xia. The Makuta than ran home with there sorry asses. Soon Jaller invited 7 of his friend to sexy party
At 12 o'clock midnight
"Hey everyone Let team up and have sex. Expect for you Stewie Griffin you're gay and unless you can don't with Oliva the girl who you thought was burn up in the Chicken Cancer episode or something like that," said Jaller
Pairs list
Jaller & Juni
Adolph& Karen
Peter Griffin and Jazz(transformer)
Stewie and Oliva
Soon God may earthquakes and summoned the Dark Hunter. Roodaka was hired to transform Sidorak to them. Soon Sidorak became a Dark Hunter and enslave his matoran. His Goal was took make become a Jew or star in a movie with the guy on the What the Buck show. So matoran had to work. Soon matoran went on strike.
Everyone got mad at Sidorak so they hired Vakama who made Sidorak lose by making star in a movie with George Lopez. Vakama than became leader of the Visorak but lose is memory and was sent to Hawaii. So that is Jaller past expect he moved to Metru Nui and stared in Liar Liar, Dr. Phil, Family Guy, What the Buck and American Idol.
-P.S Jaller was the one who ,made Vakama win by rewriting the script to give him a 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 bearded and a 3,000,000,000,000,000,000,000ft. limo.(subscribe)