South park Preschool

by southparklover12

ALL THE GUYS IN MR. GARRISON'S CLASS ARE IN A CLUB CALLED THE HE MAN WOMAN HATERS CLUB WERE THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO DESPISE GIRLS BUT WHEN A NEW GIRL NAMED WENDY COMES TO THEIR CLASS STAN TAKES A LIKING TO HER BUT WHAT DO HIS FRIENDS THINK ABOUT IT? RATED T FOR LANGUAGE.

1. Chapter 1

Chapter 1 First day of school

Stan

"Stanley, honey wake up its time for school." Sharon said "Ok geez"an annoyed 5 year-old Stan said. "I'm up,Im up just give me a minute." "Ok breakfast will be down stairs". and with that she left the room.

"Wow" Stan sighed. "My first day of school, sure hope it doesn't suck". He took a quick shower, got dressed and brushed his teeth.

When he got down stairs he was greeted by a hyper Sharon."Oh look at my baby!" She reached for him, but Stan slapped her hand away. "Mom!" Stan yelled."I'm not 4 anymore you have to stop treating me like a baby."

"Oh, alright eat your breakfast before your late."Stan did not hesitate. After he ate his breakfast he grabbed his lunch and ran out the door to the bus stop.

Kyle

"Okay ma, I'm going to the bus stop." Kyle said. "Don't forget your kosher meal bubby."Shelia said. "I didn't ma." Kyle responded. And with that he was out the door. Along the way he ran into Stan. "Oh, hey dude what's up?

"Nothing." Stan replied. "Just heading to the bus stop"

"Oh well lets go."

"Okay."

Cartman

"Danm where are those Assholes? The bus is about to show up." Cartman asked angrily

"I really wish you'd stop complaing they'll be here" Kenny said

"Hey dudes" Came Kyle's voice.

"See told you Cartman" Kenny said

"Hey fags, what the hell took you so long?" Cartman

Stan glared at him."Shut the hell up fatass just because you're mom woke you up early doesn't mean our moms did." He stated. Cartman didn't have time to respond because the bus pulled up.

Ok so if you are wondering what their wearing it's the same thing in the episode Trent boyett