Clash of the Titans
Renji VS Byakuya
Slash!, Clang!
Renji slid back away from his current opponent. He finally had the chance to beat Byakuya. But his reaitsu was very low and he couldn't keep this up for much longer.
What the hell do I do? We're both at our limits. I KNOW! When angered people fight sloppy. I know just what to do. Renji thought out his new plan.
"Hey Byakuya! before we continue, I just thought you should know... I've been banging Rukia for the past month! Last night we did it on your bed, and dude... she's gaining weight fast, you might want to check her into the Women of the Soul Society's Women's Center for a check-up!"
That oughta get him. Byakuya's hand started to twitch. He turned his sword upside down and dropped it. "Scatter, Zenbonsakura Kageyoshe!" Byakuya spoke.
"OH SHIT! ALL THAT DID WAS MAKE HIM FIGHT BETTER!" Renji yelled.
ONE WEEK LATER
Beep... Beep... Beep... Beep...
The heart moniter and life support machine were doing their jobs when Rukia came into the room. "RENJI! Oh my god Renji, I just got back from the World of the Living and I heard. What the heck happened? Was it a hollow?
Renji coughed up some blood and answered. "No it was your brother... We were having a sparring match and this is the result." "This is a lot more than the results of sparring Renji! Now tell me the truth!" "That was the truth, well most of it. I was trying to throw him off by telling him that I was banging you for a month and... UGH" "How the hell dare you claim Ichigo's future child is your's?"
Beep... Beep... BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
"OH hell no! I got more punnishment to deal out! CLEAR" ZAP! "CLEAR" ZAP! "CLEAR" ZAP! "CLEAR" ZAP! "CLEAR" ZAP! "CLEAR" ZAP!
Fin.