Sexy Times 1- A Very Satisfying Bus Ride
Lube Wankanalongcok sat on the bus. The door closed and off they went; it was going to be a long,hard ride. He went to put his headphones in,but his iPod had died.
He tried to distract himself by looking out the window,but all he saw was white trash suburbia. He sighed,and turned towards the other passengers. As long as he was going to be on this bus,he might as well make some friends.
"So,what's your name?" he asked a busty blonde on the seat next to him.
"My name's Tiffany McGee. My friends call me Tits McGee,though," she said,with a wink.
"Well,it's not hard to see why,"Lube replied,"do you take your pants off often?" Lube asked.
"I do," she said,promptly undressing. She then proceeded to unzip Lube's jeans and decorate his ankles with them.
"Oh my god,I was just catching the bus,and then this happened!" Lube was shocked.
They began to make love right there on the seat,his love rocket right in her deep space, when they noticed the presence of the man on the seat in front of them with a camera. The love-making had gotten him so hot,he just didn't know what to do.
But then he had figured out what to do so he filmed them for later and maybe the internet. Meanwhile, they had been joined by another man, who had began arguing with Henry Longfellow. Of course, there was no arguing, and Henry Longfellow wasn't on the bus. He was really touching himself,but I wanted to be clever and say something else.
The sex continued.
-one sexy half-hour later-
Lube did his pants up. It had been a satisfying bus ride indeed. Tiffany was cleaning her face. The camera man was showing his product to the enemy of Henry Longfellow.
"I'm the driver,"the Henry-basher said,as a stream of spunk spouted from his spigot.
"Wait,who's driving the bus?"
"Oh shi-"
The (sexy) end