LALALALALALALALALA!
MEMEMEMEMEMEMEME!
OohOhhAhhAhhAhhAhhAhhAhhAhh!
TATATATA…TA… TA….
Uhhh, sorry about that, I was just practicing my singing. Well, what else can a guy do at 5 in the morning?
Since I never done funny, I thought Hey, why not?
Sorry about the delay! Now the fic can start!
KYS Yugioh GX : The Works!
Today's contestant is…you guessed it… JADEN YUKI!
Watch as I torture the little cretin! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAH-
Just then, Jaden walks in. "What's so funny?" "Oh, you'll find out
soon enough, Jaden! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" And I walk out laughing. Jaden shrugs it off and decides to sleep in the chair.
Know Your Stars, Know your stars, Know Your Stars…
"Huh? Who's there?" Jaden wakes up suddenly.
Know Your Stars….Jaden Yuki…He has a crush on Chazz Princeton.
"What? That's insane! Chazz is a slut! He always calls me "slacker" when he sees me in the hallway! So, WHY WOULD I HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM?"
Because he's so damn sexy!
The crowd laughed very loudly, all except Chazz. "What! That's insane! I don't give a rat's ass about you, slacker!" And he ran off, but not before running onstage and punching Jaden in the face, ribs, head, and just about every other part of Jaden's body. "AARRRGGHH! Wait! He's lying! I swear!"
"Yeah, and I'm the King of Switzerland!" I yell in the crowd. Seconds later, I find myself surrounded by bad-smelling people eating cheese, and wearing a crown on my head. "Why did I even say anything…OKAY, VOICE, YOU CAN SEND ME BACK NOW!"
Oh right, sorry! (Snaps fingers)
Nano-seconds later, I find myself back in my seat. "DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!"
I am so not sorry. Know your stars…Jaden Yuki... he's not really Syrus' friend.
Unfortunately, Syrus had been walking by. "How could you? I thought we were friends!" And he runs off crying. "No, WAIT! THAT'S NOT TRUE! The voice lies, I tell ya!" "Yeah? Then what's this I found in your room, Jaden?" And I pull out a note from my pocket. I read aloud, "Dear Syrus,
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You stink like Switzerland,
And I hate you!
From, Jaden."
"WHUT! I didn't write that! I don't even know what Switzerland is.
Really? What an idiot. Know your stars…Jaden Yuki…he is so stupid, he makes Joey Wheeler look like the King of Games.
A "Hey!" was heard in the crowd, while the rest just howled with laughter. "Hey, I'm not stupid! Joey is stupid." Unfortunately, Joey had been walking by. "Oh, is dat so! Well, I'm gonna make ya eat those words, punk." And he runs to Jaden and beats him up like heck. Then he leaves. "Who's stupid now, punk!" Jaden groaned," Wait, Joey. He's lying. HE'S LYING!"
Now you know...Jaden Yuki.
"Wait! They don't know a freakin thing about me! Come back, COME BACK!"
After the show-
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!" I laugh out loud. "Now, who'll be next? HAHAHAHAHA!"
The End? -Yeah, YOU WISH!
A/N: Well that's all for now. I need people's honest opinions about this fanfic. If they like it, I'll do more chapters. If not, I'LL MAKE A NEW STORY! A PARODY! It's called Yugioh/GX Remix!
It's real funny, EXTREMELY FUNNY! Yugi fans are warned, they'll be tons of Yugi – bashing! MUHAHAHAHAHA!-Okay, I'm done!
Masked Duelist, over and out!