Al the Disney Princess
Disclaimer: I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist, Enchanted, Disney, or anything I may accidentally make a reference to.
Al had his body back, he and Ed were living in Risembool, and all was well. Or so Ed thought.
Ed had left the house for five minutes and had come back to the scene in front of him.
Cats. There were cats everywhere, and they were all doing housework.
And Al was right in the middle of them, sweeping the floor and singing. "I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss, and a princess I'm hoping comes with it. That's what makes ever aftering so happy! That's the reason we need lips so much, because lips are the only things that touch.*"
Ed dropped his groceries on the ground in shock. "A-Al, I ah, just, just... What?!" Ed managed to stutter out.
Al gave a very manly squeak and dropped his broom. "Uh, brother! I didn't think you'd be back so soon! Um, I can explain!"
"Then start explaining!"
"Um, yes! Guys, maybe it'd be best if you left." Al said, directing that last bit towards the cats.
As one, the cats meowed, stopping what they were doing to leave through the nearest exit. The nearest exit being the open doorway that Ed was still standing in.
At the sight of the veritable army of cats all charging towards him, Ed fainted.
Al sighed. At least now he wouldn't have to tell Ed that he was secretly a Disney Princess. That would not have gone well.
*Yes, that's the song from Enchanted. I love that movie! If you haven't seen it, then you are missing out on life.
This is something short (like Ed!) and stupid (not like Ed) that I wrote instead of sleeping, because why not? Kudos if you can guess who Al was singing about! I'm going to sleep now...