Kaname Kuran: User Guide and Manual
CONGRATULATIONS! you have just purchased your very own KANAME KURAN unit! This manual was made in order for you, the owner, to understand how to extract the very best of your unit.
Technical Specifications:
Name: Kaname, Kaname-sama, Kuran-Senpai, And he will respond quite violently to 'BLOOD-SUCKER'
Age: ?
Place of Manufacture: Cross Academy,japan
Height: 181.44 cm
Weight: 53.31 kg
Length: Don't even think about it!
Your KANAME KURAN unit comes with the following:
One (1) white, night class uniform
One (1) White, silk pajama top
One (1) White, pair of silk pajama bottoms
One (1) black, Dress shirt
twelve (12) Hard cover, Books
five (5) Bento, lunchboxes
five (5) small boxes of blood tablets
Programming
Your KANAME KURAN unit is equipped with the following traits:
brother: if you value your sanity don't put him in this mode EVER. he will act exactly like he does in the anime, but YOU will be his yuki, whether you want to be or not.
Negotiator: this one is actually HILARIOUS to watch if he's in the same room as a Zero kiryuu unit watch the zero get angry and kaname will immediately put out the flames of anger.
Removal of your KANAME KURAN from Packaging
This is actually a much harder task than one might think. If you wake your unit incorrectly, then you will never hear the end of it; if you move him before he is completely awake, then you might accidentally make him hate you. For your greater pleasure, we have provided a list of safe ways in which you can awaken your unit:
1. say 'your heighness' in a sarcastic tone. if you wish to NOT be injured however than you might not want to use this option.
2. watch vampire knight on the internet, in japanese, with subtitles.
3. Call him kaname-sama.
4. let him drink your blood. (we suggest NOT doing this while in the same house as even 1 Zero Kiryuu unit
Reprogramming
Upon waking your KANAME KURAN, or calming him down again, you will have the option to reprogram him from his normal modes.
Kind (default)
Loving
Angry
Silent
Horny (locked)
Murderous (locked)
Omega (locked)
The KANAME KURAN comes in his default Kind mode. this mode is very easy to get him out of but hard to get him back into.
The Angry mode is simple to gain: keep him mad enough, and you will be in a lot of pain. KANAME KURAN does not have a high tolerance for idiocy
The silent mode is also simple to unlock. If you ignore him for about twenty minutes, or just forget to make dinner or go grocery shopping, then your ZERO KIRYU will stop speaking and you may hear periodic growls, but don't worry those are from his stomach.
The Horny mode can be accessed by letting him drink your blood three (3) times in a row.
The Murderous mode is also locked because it is super dangerous for you and everyone close to you, however if you simply ignor his anger then he will go into murderous mode and begin trying to kill you
Eating habits
it doesn't matter what he eats as long as it's ellagant
Rest
he sleeps during the day which is hard to accept for anyone who doesn't want to accept it.
