Its been a while since I have published anything here. I've been struggling with ideas and now that I have them I'm struggling to turn the ideas into stories. So, I have decided to ease myself back into this by rewriting some one-shots I wrote a while ago. My grammar has improved slightly since then so hopefully its a better read for you all.

Who is Victoria and what is her secret?

Penny could hardly contain her excitement as she skipped up the stairs of her apartment building, happily swinging her pink Victoria Secrets bag at her side. She knew full well that she would be able to entice Leonard back to her apartment for a cheeky fashion show. She had decided to treat herself while out shopping at the mall with Amy and Bernadette.

Penny entered 4A confidently, "Oh Leonard, I have something to show you," she said in a sing-song voice as she held up the bag in her hand.

Sheldon nor Leonard looked away from the television to properly acknowledge their neighbor. Instead, Leonard yawned and continued to keep his eyes fixed on the television.

"Well in my hand I have a bag from Victoria Secrets. Do you want to see what's inside?" She asked, grinning cheekily.

His eyes darted straight to her and he jumped up from the couch. He startled Sheldon who picked up the remote and paused the movie.

"Now hold on, don't you think that's rude?" Sheldon asked, looking towards his friends with his arms crossed.

"Sorry Sheldon, I will watch it with you tomorrow," Leonard said trying to push Penny out of the door while trying to get a peak in her bag.

Sheldon tutted. "I wasn't talking about the movie. I was talking about your girlfriend."

Penny scrunched up her face, "what did I do? He can watch that movie any time, just let him come with me," she said pleadingly.

"Penny, Penny, Penny, you are about to tell Leonard, Victoria's secret, are you sure that's a good idea? She trusted you and now you have come back here and are ready to tell Leonard anyway," Sheldon began, "when you told me your secret about not finishing college, you got upset when I told Leonard. How will Victoria feel when she knows you've told her secret to him off all people?"

Penny and Leonard stared at him blankly.

"Oh my god, he's being serious isn't he?" Penny asked, slapping Leonard on the arm as she gawped at her strange neighbor

Leonard raised an eyebrow. "I think so."

"Sheldon, that's not what Victoria Secrets is, sweetie," Penny said slowly.

He frowned, "then what is it?" He asked.

"Well, it's, um," Penny began as she tried to figure out how to explain what Victoria Secrets was to the innocent Physicist, "Leonard help me out here," she hissed.

Leonard took hold of Penny's hand, "Google it, Sheldon. Bye," he said finally pulling Penny from the apartment.

"How odd." He muttered before walking over to his laptop and googling 'Victoria Secrets'.

He darted away from the computer and covered his eyes. "OH MY! Victoria should definitely keep that a secret," he declared to the empty room before slamming the lid down on his laptop. "My mother would beat them with a bible if she saw that,'' he shivered.

Then he thought for a moment, thinking back to his last date night with Amy.

"Didn't Amy mention Victoria secrets before?" He asked himself.

His eyes widened.

''Oh my, I may never sleep again," he gulped.

Thank you for reading, I hope there is some improvement from the original I wrote.