A/N: Ok so this is my first ever story on fanfiction! =D It's a colab fanfic with Idealia0.0, Idealia0.0 has the same story title as mine only instead of "Nezumi's POV" it has "Amaterasu's POV". So to get the full experience you might wanna read her side of the story too. Hope you like the story!

The Akatsuki, Sound, 1 Non-Innocent Girl, and Her Sister: Nezumi's POV

Prologue

I wake up to Amaterasu once again screaming profanities thru the wall that separates our rooms. "FUCKING HELL MY GLOVES! NEZUMI I NEED NEW FUCKING GLOVES!" Yep, that's her. Ya that's right, I'm Nezumi, twin sister of Amaterasu. We may look alike but trust me, our personalities are waaaaaaaaaaaay different. She loves to scream profanities at X-boxes and everyone who pisses her off and is very outspoken, while I refuse to play video games and am quiet and shy most of the time. It would help if you knew what i looked like huh? My hair is wavy and black with blue streaks, my eyes are blue and change shade with my mood, and I'm like 2 inches taller than my sister (that's about 5') and of course i have NO piercings. I'm not a tom boy or a girly girl, but trust me you don't want me as your enemy, you'll find out why later. Now back to the situation at hand, Amaterasu pushing instead of pulling at her door in her anger.

Poor, poor Rasu, (that's my nickname for her) while she's standing there pushing the door i get up out of bed, go to the door to her room she wasn't pushing on with all her might, that happened to connect our rooms, i enter her room and politely tell her she needs to pull the door. Sadly she didn't quite get this; she sure is slow at processing things besides fight moves that may be needed when she's angry. So i gently take her hand off the door and pull it open looking at her with an I-pity-your-idiocy look. Of course she doesn't comment, knowing I'm sensitive even in her angry-trance-like-state. We head towards our bikes, hers reflects her perfectly, with all the gravestones and the phrase "FUCK THE REST WE THE BEST" which is terrible grammar by the way.

My bike is a simple 6 gear midnight blue with star like patterns. We live 25minutes and 27seconds away from Hot Topic when we ride our bikes. Yeah that's right, I calculated the exact time, fear my mathematical skill! So you see, Rasu isn't one for specifics but I am. Yet another difference between us. Rasu loves Hot Topic so we're forced to go there every time we need something clothing-wise. As we make our way to the store Rasu spots some girls, so being her she just has to start something "Hey! Sluts! Yeah you, fuck off!" Oh Rasu, every time we go out somewhere! So the blonde, Ino, (yeah I know her name what of it?) walks over to where Rasu is standing, "Learn your place or me and my sisters will teach it to you!" she says while attempting to slap my sister. Now, I know Rasu would love to take all the credit here, true, she did catch Ino's hand, and true, she then punched her in the face, but I'm the one who had to freaking fight off the other 2! And as soon and Rasu threw a punch, the other chicks turned with hatred in their eyes.

It was Obvious these chicks had never been in anything worse than a cat fight over an idiot jock bf. You could tell by the way they came at me with nails bared and meowing like mad cats, yeah, they were MEOWING LIKE FUCKING CATS! This is going to be easy, I thought to myself with a wicked grin. As soon as Hinata came after me, she scratched my arm and ripped my favorite shirt, also her idiotically sharp filed nails left a couple good sized cuts in my arm, "Oh you're SOOO gonna FUCKING PAY FOR THAT!" I yelled into her idiotically prissy face, she got a good Kung Fu flip and was knocked out instantly. Damn it! Freaking prissiness makes her so easy to knock out! I wanted to get a few punches in, I think with a moping expression. I guess the other chick saw that moping expression and thought it was a mocking type thing like aw-she's-so-adorable-when-she's-on-the-ground-knocked-out-and-her-nose-is-bleeding, 'cause she came a little harder; she came at me like she meant it. After landing a smack on me in the face, she got a good 15 punches to the stomach, a slap to the face, and a Kung Fu kick in the stomach. She then flew back about 20feet. From what I could tell when I was done Hinata had a broken arm and the other chick had a couple broken bones and fractures. And ya know why I didn't call the other chick by a name? 'Cause I'd never seen her before, which royally ticked me off 'cause I know everyone!

Now, while Rasu was awe-struck at what I had just accomplished, the ambulance I had called before this fight even started came racing around the corner. Did I mention that the fight took about 5 minutes? Yeah, that's right, I think ahead, I knew the ambulance would take exactly 6 minutes and 55 seconds to get here, giving us enough time to beat the shit out of the bitches and get our stories straight. So now the paramedics believe that the 3 hookers—I mean "3 innocent teens talking at the corner of the street"—had gotten smacked around by a very pissed off old lady, who, when we had tried to help, slashed me with a knife and ran away when she saw Rasu looking pissed. Rasu and I described the old lady as curly afro like hair, one blue eye and one green eye, with a wickedly sharp knife (as they could see by my arm) with the intention to kill all teenagers before she dies. I had a feeling that in a day, we would see wanted posters, news casts, etc. of the Non-existent old lady teenager killer, warning teens if they see this Old lady, to run in the other direction. The paramedics bandaged up my arm and we made our escape on our bikes, down the last block, to Hot Topic.

Once inside the store Rasu spots the "most awesome pair of gloves ever!" (her exact words) purple with spikes. But sadly a dude was already about to buy the last pair

"Oh, well, that's too bad Rasu," I said, recognizing the guy as Ukon, from Sound, aka, a dangerous gang member. "I guess we'll just have to come back la—" But the sound of Rasu's cussing cut me off.

"Fuck off ass-hat" she warned Ukon. And before I could utter a syllable the dumb-ass just has to grin that idiotically cocky grin and say, "Hey, I like my girls feisty. So why don't you come with me and I'll take good care of you alright?" Once again I say, DUMB-ASS! I couldn't even see Rasu, she was so fast at beating him up, the shirt she was gonna buy lying on the floor. Then, unbeknownst to Rasu, Hidan from the Akatsuki walked into Hot Topic. He quickly picked up Rasu with one hand and held her 3 feet off the ground, then began to expertly beat the crap out of Ukon with only one hand and a foot. By the time Rasu came to, Ukon was on the floor, sitting in a puddle of pee. And sadly Rasu's shirt had landed in it.

"I was going to buy that shirt, damn it, and now there's piss and blood all over it!" Rasu was so depressed, you could see it in her eyes, I was about to tell Hidan he might want to put her down unless he wanted to get kicked in the crouch, but sadly my warning came too late, before I could speak "So Fierce" by Jeffrey Star came on the radio. Next thing Hidan knew, my sister was using his crouch like a springboard to flip up and over his head, and then she began to dance, very provocative I might add, around him and Ukon. When she was done she walked over to stand at my side. Hidan and Ukon got up from their places on the floor and left, but Hidan paused in the door, "Btw kids like you two shouldn't be here." Great! How many dumb-asses are in this store today! Luckily I was faster this time, I caught my sister threw her to the floor and sat on her back to keep her at bay. All the while she was yelling "Bitch say that to my face!" Finally she calmed down. I helped her up and we went to get her BVB hat and BOTDF shirt. While she was getting that I decided I needed gloves too if we were gonna get into this many fights at school tomorrow, I bought the kind that cover your knuckles in a black leathery type material so they will stand up to a lot of abuse (you know, the kind that have 1 hole for your 4 fingers and 1 for thumb?) and we left the store, Rasu determined to get her hat and shirt singed by the bands at the warped tour next month.

So, as we're walking home Rasu decides she needs food,

"UMIIIIIIIII! I'm hungry, feed meeeeeeeee!" she whines. Yeah, the bad ass Amaterasu just whined for food. I look at her, my anger clear on my face.

"DO YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING IDEA WHO THOSE GUYS WERE AMATERASU?" Yeah, that's right, I didn't use her nickname 'cause I was royally ticked off.

"Ummmmmm…..no? But does it matter? I'm hungry!" She says with a sheepish expression, the same expression that means she has no clue.

"Good question," I pretended to ponder this, and then yelled, "OF COURSE IT MATTERS!"

"It really does?" she thinks about this for a moment, "Ohhhhh but I matter than them." She replies. Great. We're both screwed.

"Oh, ok, so you just beat up Hidan of the Akatsuki and Ukon of Sound, the two most dangerous rival gangs in Leaves Town, and your stomach matters more than our well-being." I meant for all this to be sarcastic but sarcasim but of course she takes me seriously. I seriously think her hunger is messing with her head.

"Well, YES MY DAMN STOMACH MATTERS MORE!" She practically yells at me. All the while drooling at the sight of Burger King. This time I voice my opinion.

"Oh my gosh…you're hopeless! We're both screwed." And I finish the dramatic moment by slouching over, holding my head in my hands, and shaking my head. But of course she's still hungry so I alter our course from home to Burger King.

"Ok, how about after I eat, I care that we're going to end up dead soon?" she asked while wiping the drool away.

"OR YOU COULD CARE NOW!" I yelled as we stepped into burger. I took my head out of my hands, "Oh, WHATEVER! Just get me a vanilla shake." I said as I sat down and put my head back into the comfort of my hands.

"Ok! I'll be back with that in about 20 minutes then I'll care and we can set up a strategy so we don't die." I wonder why she said 20 minutes, and then I realize we came at Lunch Rush. Joy, I thought, 20 minutes until I get to escape into the deliciousness that is my vanilla shake.

"Ok," I say, "but just in case we do die lets write our wills. You know me, always thinking ahead." That's me, always the pessimistic, thinker ahead. So now I'm starting to cry (Yeah, I cried, DEAL WITH IT!)

"Okay sissy we can do that. And btw i want 'Sugar We're Going Down" by fob to play when I'm buried."

-20 minutes and 46 seconds Later-

"Umi, here's your frosty, ummm...WERE GOING TO DIE! I DONT WANNA DIE! UMI DONT LET THEM KILL ME!" Rasu yells hysterically. I sigh, Time to calm her down, I thought to myself.

"Wrong restaurant for Frosty's Rasu. And we're not going to die, I have a plan. Here's what we'll do…"

-At Home-

"Umi, I'm home!" Rasu yells as she enters the front door.

"I'm right next to you Rasu," I sigh.

"Well I forgot," she replied. I slap my forehead dramatically.

"We've been walking home for the past 20 minutes talking about my plan. We just stopped talking when we got to the door." I swear sometimes she just does this to annoy me!

"Oh yeah," she says as she scratches the back of her head, "So when are we going to get the stuff?" she asked.

"Well, school starts tomorrow, and the odds of running into the Akatsuki or Sound, much less having any of them in our classes, are very much in our favor. So I say we get the stuff payday." I reason out loud.

"Okay u, Umi? Where the hell do we work?" she asked, why does she have to cuss all the time?

"Well i put in 2 applications for Hot Topic last week, and while you were dancing like crazy, the manager came over and told me we were hired. Her exact words were 'Anyone who appreciates Jeffree Star is hired, and your application is perfect so you are too.' So we work at Hot Topic. You may worship me now." I say with a proud smile, and then pair of awesome sunglasses materialized out of thin air, on my face making me look awesome for that epic you-need-to-worship-me-for-this moment.

"Oh great one, how can i ever repay u?" she says while bowing many times.

"Well," I ponder this for a minute, with the whole finger-on-my-chin thing, then came up with the most awesome thing in the world for her to do, "how about you clean your room yourself for once and we'll call it even? Deal?" I said, holding out my hand.

She hesitates, then asks, "Just once right?" I roll my eyes.

"Yes Rasu, just once." I reply to put her at ease.

She takes my hand and shakes it while getting up off the floor, "Deal." She says.

"Now don't bow anymore, ok?"

-The Next Morning: The 1st Day of School-

"Umi? Why do those two guys look familiar? Why are they walking this way?" She pointed at Hidan and Ukon who were slowly walking towards us from where the Akatsuki and Sound were standing glaring at each other. All I could do is look at her with a horror struck face. We should have gone to get the stuff yesterday! I thought. All of a sudden, I hear Jeffree Star music blasting from an unknown place. Hearing this, Rasu must've gotten a surge of energy because she said, "I shall kick their asses again using Jeffree Star awesomeness!" I suddenly felt very faint, the cuts on my arm from Hinata yesterday were burning, and I didn't know why.

All I was able to say was, "Rasu I—Aw shit—" and I fainted right then, feeling my back hit the sidewalk and blood coming from my cuts and soaking my sleeve. The last thing I heard was Rasu screaming "Nooooooo! Umi? Umi! Say something damn it! Don't be dead!" and seeing her fall epically to my side. And right before unconsciousness took me, I saw Rasu's prized possession—a stuffed we called Fluffles—fall out of her backpack and thought, Great, someone will steal him and they'll get beaten senseless by Rasu. Such a lovely way to start off high-school!

A/N Yay! I think that went well don't you? REVIEW AND TELL ME PLZ!

Idealia0.0 Note: We don't own Naruto, just the crazy old lady, nor do we own jeffree star! ^_^