A/N: I don't own Lizzie McGuire, I just want to make sort of a hate fic, or just one where Lizzie is being joked around with. I like her and her show, so don't get me wrong!

Lizzie, Miranda and Gordo are on a 3 way-call. Suddenly Matt picks up the phone with the evil idea to annoy them.

Matt: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla! !!!!!!

Lizzie: Matt! What are you doing?! Stop it or I'll tell mom!

Matt: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla! !!!!!!

Lizzie: UGH! Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!!!

Gordo/Miranda: Don't yell!

Gordo: that always bothers me!!

Miranda: Yeah same here!

Matt: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablabla! !!!!!

Gordo: do you think what I think?

Jo also picked up the phone because her daughter wanted her to be a cop again.

Jo: What, Lizzie?! I'm busy!

Lizzie was shocked by this statement but decided to ignore it and complain about Matt.

Lizzie: Mom, Matt is bothering me he is...

Matt: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab la!!!!

Lizzie: . doing that all the time! Make him stop!

Jo: Whatever Lizzie! Matt is not bothering me, so neither is he bothering you! It's just plain old fun. Maybe I sho.

Gordo/Miranda Jo: Blablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablablab la!!!

Lizzie started to scream at the top of her lungs as her friends and family started to laugh uncontrollably.

Lizzie: WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING!! STOP IT!! WHAT ARE YOU, LITTLE CHILDREN???!!!



Will they stop bla-ing? Will Lizzie not get a sore throat? How high will the phone bill be? All this and more on future Lizzie episodes!!!