Angelica's Guide to keeping sane
Summary: A side story to A Transfans Wish. A guidline staring my OC. You don't need to read the story, but you could...
A.N.: I know I haven't updated the story this is based on in a while, so here's a little something for my anxious readers...
Rules 1-12
Hey, the name's Angelica Peterson, also known as Angelsky Prime. I am a HUGE Transfan and now... because of a certain grumpy old wrench-throwing mech... I need to write this rulebook/guide...
(THANKS A LOT RATCH!)
(THIS SHOULD BE DEEMED AS CRUELTY TO TRANSFAN'S!)
1: Never run around using a fangirl scream whenever you run into a mech..
(Get's on their nerves..)
(And it gives them a nasty helm-ache..)
(I was staring straight into Ironhide's cannon...)
2: Always watch your back when hanging out with the twins
(This goes for either set of them)
(When they decide to annoy Ratchet and you're seen with them...)
(Let's just say I ducked just in time..)
(Poor Skids...)
3: Do not quote Star Wars
Yes, Lord Vader
(I was doing a job for Ironhide and yup... Called him that..)
Why you stuck up, scruffy looking, nerf herder!
(This was me spazzing out at Jolt)
(He still hasn't fixed my laptop yet!)
(Damn mechs...)
May the force be with you
(Mmhmm.. I probably shouldn't have done that..)
(It ended up me explaining it for the next three hours...)
(Those mechs sure know how to ditch their work!)
4: Don't bother me when I am attempting to draw a Transformer!
(THIS GOES TO EVERYONE!)
(EVEN IF I;M DRAWING A 'CON, DO NOT BUG ME!)
(OR THERE WILL BE NOTHING LEFT OF YOU!)
5: I know nothing!
(It's true!)
(No matter how many times I'm interrogated because of something the twins did, I STILL KNOW NOTHING!)
(CAN'T YOU SEE THE TRUTH ON MY FACE?)
6: Truth or Dare is not the best game to play with the twins and Bee...
(I ended up having to fill Ironhide's cannon with popcorn kernels while he was recharging..)
(Thankfully, I wasn't caught, but the entire rec. room had been 'popcornized'!)
(I spent the next day laughing my head off in my room)
7: What's wrong with a spider?
(Yup, good 'ol Sunny and Sides.. Freaking out over a little arachnid..)
(Well, I guess it's 'cause it was attempting to crawl on them)
(Since they didn't want 'organic mush' on their pedes, I squashed it with my shoe)
(The twins were freaked out and avoided me the entire week)
8: WHY CAN'T I HAVE AN ENERGON COOKIE?
Because you're organic body will burn from it!
(Damn you Ratchet..)
(I'll get my Energon Cookie.. no matter the cost...)
9: When Optimus says no, he means no..
Could I pleeasse have you pose so I can draw you?
No.
PLEEAASSEE?
No.
PLEASE WITH CHERRIES AND SPRINKLES ON TOP?
No.
Damn you...
10: Don't ask how sparklings are 'really' created
(Almsot everyone glitched exceot for Optimus, Ironhide, and Prowl..)
(That's a three hour speech I'll never forget...)
11: NO RACES WHATSOEVER!
(I MEAN EVERYONE!)
(CONTAIN YOUR NEED FOR SPEED AND OKAY THE DAMN WII GAME!)
(SHEESH!)
12: Never let Galloway near my TF journal
(It contains questions I wanted answers to about them)
(Galloway fainted while Epps and Lennox laughed their heads off when he did)
(I guess it was funny...)
(I'M NEVER LEAVING MY TF JOURNAL AROUND BY ACCIDENT AGAIN!)