((I don't own Herbert or Klutzy. They're owned by Disney.))
(Scene of Herbert sitting on a spinning throne in the middle of his cave.)
"Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down,
And I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became Club Penguin's most wanted bear."
(Scene of Klutzy scratching at a turntable, then cut to the Arctic wastes with Herbert shivering.)
"In the Arctic icecap, born and raised,
Being cold is how I spent most of my days,
Freezing all, shivering all, trembling all, hating all,
Feeling miserable like you all-"
(Cut to Herbert cutting off a piece of the icecap.)
"-when I said, "That's it, I've had enough!
It's too snowy with all this stuff!
It's way too chilly for this bear!
I'm off to a place that's warmer, somewhere!"
(Cut to the rest of the polar bears begging Herbert not to go.)
"They begged and pleaded with me, day after day,
But I said, "Sorry, guys!" and went on my way!
They said, "Don't go!" and said, "Please don't!"
But I said, "I will go, and you guys won't!"
(Cut to Herbert on the sea, eating seaweed.)
"Eating seaweed, boy this is bad!
On the sea where time will slowly pass,
I thought, "Imagine somewhere warm and nice!
You know, that will be alright!"
(Cut to Herbert seeing Club Penguin.)
"I saw some speck of land but when it came near
It was covered with ice and there was snow everywhere!
If anything, I thought, this place was worse!
My horrible, horrible luck I did curse!"
(More turntable scratching, then cut to Herbert paddling away and falling off, where he is rescued by Klutzy and taken to shore. He looks over it and grins maliciously.)
"I... Fell of the floe and into the sea,
Where I was rescued by my crab friend Klutzy!
I looked around, I was finally there,
Ready to reign terror as the most wanted bear!"