Eren wakes up to darkness. It's quiet and he seems to have some kind of blindfold on. He panics, fearing that some rebels,against the idea of using his Titan powers to restore humankind's hold on the land kidnapped him and are going to kill him or something crazy like that. He tries to make noise, to say something or at least to get whoever brought him here's attention, though it is difficult considering he also has a gag in his mouth. After a few minutes with no reaction, he decides it's pointless to keep on. Eren desperately pulls on his arm and leg restraints that secure him to a chair.

"Calm down." A familiar voice orders. Eren calms himself and sits still once more.

"I'm going to remove the gag now, you better not do anything stupid." Just as the gag was removed he realized whose voice it was.

"L-Levi-heichou?!"

"Yeah?"

"W-What do you mean 'Yeah'? Why the hell a I all tied up and stuff?!" Eren demanded.

"Well, Eren, there's something Id like to do with you. And we have to be alone, nobody else can be here. Just you and me." Eren Blushed. "You see, ever since I first saw you I thought you were the perfect one to do this with me. You have the perfect body for it too..."

Eren's heart started pumping fast, his palms were sweating, his face getting redder and redder the more he thought about Levi's words.

"B-but, that,...that still doesn't explain why you kidnapped me, tied me up, blindfolded, and gagged me..."

"About that,...I wanted to be absolutely certain that it would be only you and I here. It was also supposed to be a surprise."

"Then, can you take off the blindfold please?" Eren asked.

"What? Of course not! That would ruin the whole point." Levi replied.

'Point?' Eren thought.

"Now, I have a question to ask you." Levi said, interrupting Eren's thoughts.

"Okay." he said hesitantly.

"How does this room smell to you?"

'What a strange question.' he thought. He was too preoccupied before to notice the room's scent, but it smelled like fresh roses and Lavender. Did Levi get him a bouquet too?

"Um, well, it's kind of a flowery scent I guess." he stuttered.

"Be a little more specific, like, what kind of flowers, and does it smell good?"

"Well, yeah, it does smell good. It smells like roses and lavender actually."

"Great." Levi said.

He quickly pulled off Eren's blindfold.

Eren stares in shock at the sight displayed before him.


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Eren stares in shock at the pile of dead bodies displayed before him. All of his dead friends and close allies bodies lay there. He throws up and passes out.

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