Peterson had been working at Google for the last 10 years. Within these 15 years, he has seen the small company change from a rookie search engine into the world's main source for wanting to new something new. These years has been quite terrifying for him. He had always been a simple man. He preferred the company of his computers and microchips over human companionship. He couldn't even stand the growing usage of social media. His fellow co-workers would tease him for being so uptight with his work, but if only they would realize what a mistake they were making. Peterson knew that his co-workers were slowly rotting their own brain cells and filling their heads with nothing but cat videos and YouTube. However, you are not here to read about the uninteresting life of the Google CEO, correct? Of course, you aren't. You are here for the story how Google IRL came to be. Well, I suppose we can skip to the moment when Peterson came up with his bright idea and the birth of Google IRL.

9:32 a.m. on June 24, 2014

Location: Google Main Headquarters, Building Alpha 5 in conference room 6969B

"How I hate meetings...Why can't they just send me a note or something if all they were going to talk about was their plans this weekend?" Peterson grumbled huffily, as his finger loosen the uncomfortable tie that he was forced to wear. He wished to be back in the labs where he could hide among his work for hours without a care in the world.

"Alex!"

The loud calling of his first name only made him cringe internally, before he turned his head. Too much of his dismay, it was his closest thing to a friend, Tim Boxinston. He was a youthful, yet short man for his age of 29. Peterson was a few inches taller, but then he was turning 39 this year. Tim and Peterson had maintained their close relationship, even after their sudden promotions and up in pay. "Tiny, why are you shouting so loudly at such an unholy hour?" I scoffed at him, which he returned with one of his almost disgusting sweet smiles.

"Didn't you hear? They are expanding the engineering department! I guess, being showed up by Apple's new robot with Siri made us finally step into robots. I think it-"

"Robots? Surely, we can do such better than Apple ever could. We can even go as far as making an android that could knock the socks off that fruit."

"Android like the phone? We already have our own phone, silly!" Tim replied with a slight chuckle, while my eyes rolled at how simple minded the younger man was.

"Not the phone! I mean a robot, as in A.I. technology and making something far better than any phone." That's when it hit Peterson. The answer was so obvious, yet he hadn't realized it until now. Robotics wasn't a new field that Google was known for messing with, but making that step could be what he needed to cleanse this world finally from their horrific twittering. The corners of Peterson's mouth went up against his cheeks, creating a sadistic grin.

"...Alex, you're being creepy..." Tim was suddenly trapped within Peterson's grasp. "A-Alex, dude, I'm not going to lie here. B-But um, you're being kind of cra-"

"That's it! Tiny, we will be making the world's first and fully functional android! We must begin as soon as possible if we are going to cleanse the world!" With a confused and mostly frightened Tim, Peterson dashed down to the labs where the engineers were making sketches of another Google phone model. Peterson cleared his throat loudly, catching the attention of the engineers who silently whispered among themselves. "Starting today, you all will be working on a new project. No one can speak with this information or project to anyone. All those who do will be terminated on the spot."

"E-Excuse me, if I may a-ask...what is the project?" A shy woman asked, who was peeking over her desk at Peterson.

"You'll be making an android that is meant to cleanse the world fro-"

"What, Mr. Peterson, is trying to say is that you all have been given an amazing opinion." Tim quickly stepped in, when he noticed the alerted faces. The engineers didn't need to know that part of the task just yet. "We want you to build a robot that can do whatever humans can do and even more! Isn't that correct, Mr. Peterson?"

Peterson was a bit nerved that Tim had cut into his instruction. Although, he would have admitted that it might had been for the better. Peterson simply nodded his head, and the work of assembling Google IRL began.

11:32 a.m. on March 23, 2015

Location: Google Main Headquarters, Underground Building Omega 7 in Testing Labs

There were a few engineers that rebelled and threatened to report the company to the press when told the true intentions of the project. With a few sudden disappearances, here and there, the rebellions and threats abruptly stopped. The six engineers that were left obeyed every demand and order given to them. Google IRL was slowly assembled and created with only the notch top 3d print flesh and robotic organs money could buy. The metal casing, which was just below the flesh, were made of titanium alloy. This helped protect the organs and hardware.

By using fear as his main tool, Peterson only had to do the finishing touch to Google IRL. However, what Peterson hadn't known was Tim leaking emotions into Google's hardware. Whenever the cameras and system would do its hour long updating, Tim would sneak inside with another engineer and modify the programming of Google's IRL with emotions and feeling sensors. Tim knew what Peterson was up to. Although, they were friends, it didn't mean he could sit to the side and watch the world be destroyed. Today was the last time Tim could install his finally instalment of emotions before sending him off to some guy named Matthias. Tim look up at the android, chuckling softly as the android snored. He knew it was just a false imitation of sleep, but he still thought it was a silly thought of a robot snoring.

"Well, buddy, this is going to be the last time I see you for a while...Actually, I hope to meet you again, but I'm pretty sure you would kill me right now the stop." Tim was making the last set of system check before unplugging the computer cord from the back of Google's neck. He just stood there for a few moments, before sighing.

"Google...Google, I hope you don't listen to your main objective. I have given you as much as I could to possibly stop you." Tim stepped back, "This is good-bye, Google...OK Google, compress to mobile transporting mode."

The android crumbling into smaller and smaller cubes until it was finally one same cube. It started to pulse slowly a bright blue. Tim picked up the cube, placing it in the box, alongside its booklet and small letter of 'thank you'. "Bye, Google...I wish you luck with this world." He walked over and watched as the box shoot up the mail shoot.

2:30 p.m. on March 24, 2015

Location: Matti Matt Lane, Aman, Texas (Made up address)

Matthias was checking his email, after posting another video on YouTube. He was seeing if maybe any of the other youtubers would want to come over and do some sketches with him. Seeing nothing but spam mail from his secret subscription of kitty cats, he was about to log out when he heard a sudden ding. He looked over and saw that he had gotten an email from the 'Google Development' team. Thinking that it might be something cool, he opened the email. Then email from Google said,

"Congratulations, Matthias!

You have been chosen to be our official beta tester for our new product, Google IRL.

You only need to follow the booklet and send us feedback on how the product is working.

If you have any problems, please send the product back as soon as possible.

Thank you for cooperating from Google"

"Wow! I wonder when it'll get here!" Matthias pondered to himself, only to have a loud knocking against his door. "I wonder who that could be..."