On a majestic sunny day there was a T-rex lying around, dying of bleach-poisoning on the ground and a female T-rex who felt sorry for him. The female T-rex thought she could save the poor thing, so she sat on him thinking she could remove the bleach from his throat. As she was sitting down, she accidentally sat on his erect penis. At that moment T-rex stopped dying and raped the female t-rex. He did not care about any bleach he's drunk. He was so happy (and horny) that he didnt give a single fuck about logic. Unfortunately for him, he fucked the female T-rex so hard she died. This left T-rex very depressed again. So depressed his retardation grew to a whole new level. He started hallucinating and heard voices inside of his head. He went insane. Trees he saw as vibrators, the ground was one big bed and various buildings were various sex-toys for him. As a russian private was approaching the T-rex in a tank with a simple command he got to kill it, the t-rex jumped on it and started fucking it. Alex, the russian private first felt scared, but later on he started liking it. after T-rex was done fucking, Alex shoved the tank's cannon right into the t-rex's butt hoping the t-rex liked it, but as t-rex was a straight male, he roared of dissadisfaction. Alex got very scared and shot. The shot tore the t-rex apart immediately. Alex felt guilty for what he did. He cried for the whole day. In the end, he said to himself that his life is worthless without his prehistoric lover, so the last thing he has done was suicide.