Big Boss Discovers The Joys Of Dr. Pepper
Big boss was deep deep deep in the forest like super deep and since it was a forest it was very hot, some would say smoldering. Big boss sure was sweating up a storm and needed the sweet relief of a cold drink. He remembered his beloved friend kaz mentioned he put an ice cold Dr. Peppe™r in his survival backpack. Big boss had never had this type of soda before, even though it was invented in 1885 a very long time before big boss was birthed. The rugged bear-like man reached into his back pack and pulled out the aluminum can. The contrast of the cool can against the high temperatures of the forest around him was good, like super good and nice. His sausage fingers reached to the top of the can and he cracked it open, the can let out a distinct pop and fizz, a trademark soda noise. "Ahhh…" big boss said. He brought the cold soda to his manly lips and took a long swig. He found that he quite enjoyed the odd delicious taste of this Dr. Pepper™. "Nothin' like a cold refreshing Dr. Pepper™" Big Boss said.
The End. Thank you for reading.