A/N: This takes place a month after book nine, not the epilouge, and it is only slightly AUish. Puck and Uncle Jake stayed instead of leaving and Briar is still alive. WARNING, this doesn't really have a plot, but I like it anyways.

EDITED: 4-8-13

In a blue puff of smoke, Sabrina Grimm was transported from breakfast at the Grimm table to my computer. Grandma Relda, Puck, Henry, Veronica, Uncle Jake, and Daphne were startled. All of their eyes went straight to Uncle Jake. He looked around, who put his hands up and said, "I swear it wasn't me. My work is a lot more dramatic."

Henry asked, "Well if it wasn't you, then who was it?" Uncle Jake shrugged and the Grimm family stopped eating and started to search the house for any signs of Sabrina's kidnapper.

Meanwhile, Sabrina was inside my computer staring at me in anger, pounding her fists on my screen. "Where am I? What do you want? Who are you?"

"I am only one of the many people who have made it their summer's work to do something interesting and time-consuming with you and your family. In other words, I'm your worst nightmare. I could make you say anything. To anyone." Sabrina paled. "Ha-ha, don't look so scared. I'm not going to make you say your true feelings to Puck. I want to though, so behave. I just want to ask you a few questions because I'm curious."

"You're form of respect is seriously jacked up. Where am I anyway and why is there a bunch of letters floating around in here?" Sabrina asked bitterly, sitting down, realizing she wasn't going to break through the glass. A 'j' poked her in the eye.

"You're in my computer and those are our story, it'll form later. Now enough questions; it's my turn. Why did you want to move to New York so bad? Ferryport landing is awesome."

Sabrina said, arms crossed over her chest stubbornly, "I don't have to tell you anything."

"Yes you do have to tell me, or I won't let you leave. Oh, and you can't lie to me. I had a lie detector program installed. I was prepared."

"Do you know you're a heartless person; any normal person could see I don't like sharing my thoughts with someone I just met?" Sabrina said moodily.

"Thank you, but flattery will get you no where. Answer the question."

"Fine, but just to let you know that wasn't a compliment. I wanted to go back to New York because that's where I had been happy before everything happened. I guess I had deluded myself into thinking that that was the only place I could be happy again. Then I realized that I was much more happy with my family in Ferryport landing, and that's why I stayed. Happy? Wait, why are you stroking a Persian cat?"

"I think it helps with my evil look. Don't you? And yes I am happy. Next question; why are such a negative Nancy?"

"A what?" Sabrina asked in confusion.

"You know, a Debbie downer, a party pooper, a stick in the mud?"

"I am not a stick in the mud! I'm just responsible. Someone has to be in this family!" Sabrina said, indignant.

"Says the girl who took the key to a powerful magical weapon, which she couldn't control, away from her trusting little sister."

"That was one time! One time!" Sabrina said, throwing her hands in the air.

"I know, I just like making you squirm. This next question is my last, and then I'll transport you home. Here we go. Why did you freak out so much when you went to the future and saw that you and Puck were married? I mean you guys are like perfect for each other. Puck needs a stick in the mud so he doesn't get carried away, and you need Puck so you can actually have fun once in a while."

"If you want to talk to someone about Puck and I you should transport Daphne here and have a giggle fest, while I slam my head against the wall without anyone noticing." Sabrina said sarcastically.

"You know I am considering it, but I don't really hate you, so your pain wouldn't cause me significant joy. Now answer the question, before I transport Puck here and make you tell him the truth about your feelings for him, and don't look at me like that, we all now you have feelings for him."

Sabrina paled and blushed. She said, cheeks reddening more with each word, "Okay, okay, okay, I'm answering the question. I was embarrassed, like I am now. Are you done now?"

"Yup, bye, and whatever you do, don't forget that tomatoes are fruit!"

Sabrina was poofed back to her chair at the Grimm table, very confused. No one was there, so she yelled, her words echoing throughout the house, "Helloooooooo! Where is everyone?"

She heard shouts coming from upstairs and the living room. Everyone gathered back at the table. Daphne ran up to Sabrina and gave her a hug. "We were so worried about you. What happened to you? One minute you were here then the next you were gone. You know you're not allowed to use magic." Daphne chided her older sister, stepping away from her and going back to her seat like everyone else.

"Yeah, Grimm, where were you? One moment I was suffering from being in the presence of your ugliness, the next you were transported away and I could finally look around the room without being afraid my eyes would gouge themselves out of their sockets." Puck said while stuffing green eggs in his mouth.

"Ha-ha, very funny Puck. Daphne I didn't use magic. Some crazy weirdo transported me into a computer, and forced me to answer questions she had about my life."

Henry looked at Uncle Jake and asked, "There's a spell for that?"

Uncle Jake took a sip of his orange juice and said, "There's a spell for everything."

Veronica took a bite of her ham and said, "So what questions did she ask you?"

Granny Relda added, "And what exactly made her weird? That term is so loose these days."

"Well, mom, you know just some… Stuff. And Granny she was stroking a Persian cat. When I insulted her she took it as a compliment. When she transported me back she told me to remember that tomatoes where a fruit. Then she said something a long the lines of, 'I can control you, maw-ha-ha.'"

Veronica furrowed her brows together and said, "She actually said, 'Maw-ha-ha'?

Daphne asked, "Tomatoes are fruit?"

Granny said, "Where'd she get the cat, I've been looking for an animal to keep Elvis company?"

Puck said, "How'd you insult her?"

Sabrina looked around in frustration and said, "That's what all of you got from that? Seriously? Mom she didn't really say Maw-ha-ha. Daphne tomatoes are a fruit. Granny I have no idea. Puck I called her a heartless person. Is everyone happy now?"

Everyone who asked a question looked dejected, except for Puck who just nodded and went back to eating. Henry said, in his daughter's defense, "Sabrina's right. The most important thing in that statement was the 'messed up weirdo' can practically control Sabrina."

Uncle Jake nodded and Sabrina said relieved, "Finally some sanity. And she actually said that she and some other people could control all of us, if she wanted."

Puck said, looking up from his food, "No one controls the Trickster King, especially a cat-stroking, tomato loving, Maw-ha-haing, kidnapper!"

Uncle Jake questioned, "How do we know she's not controlling us now?"

Sabrina said, "Well she did say she wouldn't, but I guess we don't know if she's controlling us. I don't think she is because we're all acting normal."

"Yeah I guess you're right. Is that all that happened? I'm not trying to belittle the situation, it's just I really can't be late to the date I have with Briar." Uncle Jake said, finishing off his pink blueberries and standing up, while walking to the front door.

Sabrina nodded and Puck shouted, "Done! Later losers!" He then ran off to his room leaving his plate to be cleaned and washed by Daphne and Sabrina.

A/N: Liked it? Didn't like it? Loved it? Hated it with a passion so intense you would dance around singing if it went to Taurtus? Tell me. Also tell me who you want me to do next.

EDIT: 4-8-13 Sorry if you don't like the edited version better, and I didn't really edit it that much. Just the dialouge and some commas. IF anyone wants to Beta this, that'd be cool.