Hello lovelies,

It's the middle of August now! So I thought it would be time to put out a new summer themed Durarara fanfic! I think you guys will like this, I'm going to make it as hot, sexy, and hilarious as possible. The main pairing will be Shizaya of course with all the other pairings on the side… and I mean every. Single. Pairing.

M rating: Sex, sexual innuendo's and language.

- Sun Soaked -

- Chapter one: WE ALL NEED A LITTLE VACATION -

- xxx -

"Beautiful, hot, wet, how about it?" Kida preached to his two friends, who were taking sips from their milkshakes at a café locally in Ikebukuro.

"I'm sorry… what are you getting at?" Mikado blinked, and Anri kept her head down, not sure how to reply to her blond friends rambling.

"The beach! Come on Mikado, ever heard of one?" Kida teased, and Mikado sighed.

"Of course man, but what's with the sudden talk of it?"

"You, me, and Anri, how bout it? It'll be our last plan before school starts up!"

Anri looked up from her milkshake, Mikado scratched his head gently.

"Well… I don't honestly see why not?" Mikado said, and then looked at Anri for a response.

"It's been a long time since I've gone to the beach, but I agree with Mikado-kun…"

"EXCELLENT! WE LEAVE TOMORROW MORNING!" Kida shouted with glee.

"What? So soon-"

"HEY! Pipe it down!" The man at the counter scolded Kida, who brushed it off quickly like it was nothing. Mikado rolled his eyes, but quickly finished his sentence.

"What time tomorrow? A-and how much sunscreen should I bring?" Mikado said, and Kida giggled loudly.

"Honestly Mikado, you aren't going to get much attention from the ladies looking as pale as a ghost."

Mikado blushed at the statement and sighed, and Anri raised her hand slowly.

"Um, what exactly… should I bring along?"

"No need to worry Anri-chan! Just bring you, and a swimsuit that shows off that bangin body of yours!"

"Hey, come on!" Mikado blushed harder, and Anri looked puzzled.

"So it's settled. We meet tomorrow morning at the train station, make sure to bring snacks for the trip too!" Kida jumped up from his seat, and took a giant slurp of his milkshake, before making a run to the exit.

"Make sure you walk the lovely lady home, Mikado~ LATER!" Kida then left the two sitting alone dazed, as usual. Nothing new.

"He's such so pushy, that guy…" Mikado sighed, and Anri faced him with a cute smile that would have the angels singing.

"But the trip should be fun, right?" she said, and he shrugged.

"It should be, but not for all the money I have to take out of my bank account."

- xxx -

[Same time, Shinra's apartment]

"Come on Celty, are you gonna sit there and watch tv shows all day?" the underground doctor asked the beautiful headless mistress, as she sat in front of the tv watching daytime soap operas.

(All of my summer shows end this week Shinra! I have to finish them so I can see what happens.)

Shinra slumped himself on the couch next to her as he read her text. He then turned around to face her even though she wasn't paying any attention. He pouted his lips, and widened his big, ocean blue eyes.

"Celty…"

(Shinra, I see what you're doing. It isn't going to work.)

"Oh but, Celty…"

(Shinra, stop.)

"Celty…"

(Shinra.)

He was now practically on her lap, the smoky neck faced towards him in a frustrated manner.

(Shinra I'm warning you.)

"Celty PLEASE go to the beach with me! We need a vacation!"

Celty's smoke simmered down and shook a little, almost if she were sighing in defeat.

(When do you want to leave?)

"Yahoo! Let's go tomorrow! The sooner the better my sweet." Shinra danced happily in his seat, and Celty shook her neck.

(Just let me go get my swimsuit packed-)

"Already packed it!"

Celty punched him in the gut, to which he doubled over in pain.

(You really drive me crazy sometimes.)

- xxx -

[Same time, Ikebukuro West Gate Park]

"I- I told you! I don't have the money just yet… but don't you worry I'll have it as soon as I can get back into my wife's house!" The poor man on the ground begged, but couldn't really be heard with a foot jammed in his face by a man with thick dreadlocks.

"Sorry man but that's not really gonna cut it, you see, I need the cash now… it's kind of my job." Tom's look of annoyance was fierce, but not as fierce as the damage that was soon to come.

"Please! I'll… even give you my watch! Here, take it!" the man pleaded, taking off his golden wristwatch. Tom sighed, and looked over his shoulder at the tall, blond man who was smoking a cigarette right behind him.

"Shizuo… time to get started." Tom said coolly, Shizuo blew a cloud of smoke. He flicked the cigarette in the air and made his way over to the man on the ground.

"You wanna make this easy on the both of us, or do I seriously have to kick your ass?" Shizuo growled, and the other man cowered low.

"Huh? You gonna answer me? Or do I have to take you all the way to your wife's doorstep to get that fucking money, and make you look like a pussy?"

The man was now shaking shivering as he looked up at the fortissimo of Ikebukuro.

"What's it gonna be? HUH?" The man was lifted into the air by the collar.

"I don't know! I.. I don't…"

"Doesn't sound like an answer TO ME!" Shizuo swung the guy across the park and he landed with a thud in the center fountain.

"Useless." Tom shrugged, and Shizuo pulled out another cigarette. After they took care of more business, the two men made there way for dinner at Russia Sushi. Simon grinned wide as he placed plates of nigiri in front of them. Shizuo broke his chopsticks.

"Good work today Shizuo, you've been really showing them off lately." Tom said, and Shizuo took a piece of salmon in his mouth.

"I've just needed to get all of this fucking stress off of my shoulders. City is pulling me apart." Shizuo murmured as he chewed, and Tom cocked his head to the side.

"Maybe, some time off?" Tom suggested, and Shizuo choked slightly on his meal.

"No… no I couldn't possibly!" Shizuo said, but Tom brought his hand to his chin.

"Or maybe… Ha, I know! Let's go to the beach, you and I. Kick back, drink, get some sun, what do you say man?"

Shizuo thought for a sec, and then smiled lightly.

"That would be great Tom-san, I'm sure it'll be great…" Shizuo sipped his tea, and Tom clapped his hands together approvingly.

"Great, a beach trip! We'll leave tomorrow."

Shizuo smiled to himself. Excellent, a long vacation away from that dirty, flea who calls himself Izaya Orihara.

Or so he thought.

- xxx -

[Same time, Togusa's van]

"Can the both of you just SHUT THE HELL UP!" Togusa yelled at the two whiny Otaku's in the backseat who were having a heated debate.

"But Sabu-kun, We're having a discussion of who would be the best seme!" Erika exclaimed loudly, and Walker edged on.

"Yeah! Who do you think? Shizuo-san or Izaya-san?"

"LIKE I CARE!"

"Easy! Calm it down you two." Kadota said, twirling his cap around his fingers. Kadota leaned back in his seat but the two forged on.

"Shizu-chan definitely tops, just look at him, he's ten times bigger! Probably in more than one place!"

"But you know, if they were both girls, Izaya-san would totally top!"

"ENOUGH!" Togusa yelled and pulled the car over.

"That's it! I think it's time that we just get the hell out of this damn city away from this anime and manga bullshit!"

"Togusa…?"

"That's right! A vacation, that's what we need!"

"This is so sudden…" Kadota eyed Saburo cautiously, who was practically foaming at the mouth.

"Let's go to the beach! Far away from here!"

"Yeah yeah! The beach! That's where all the juicy stuff happens!" Erika hopped up and down, and Walker smiled brightly.

"Yeah! And you can finally try out that new cosplay swimsuit, Karisawa-san!"

"You know a beach trip doesn't sound so bad… I'm okay with it." Kadota agreed with the idea, and Togusa laughed maniacally, causing everyone in the van to double take. They were all sure that Togusa had finally snapped.

"It's all set then! Let's get the gasoline in the van because we're leaving TOMORROW!"

- xxx -

[Same time, Izaya's apartment in Shinjiku]

"So… bored… NAMIE-SAN!" The cruel informant yelled up to the beautiful lady who sat herself upstairs sorting books.

"If you ask me to give you a foot rub, I'm leaving." She shot instantly, the raven haired man chuckled.

"I pay you, remember?"

"Hardly enough." She flipped her hair, and continued to sort through papers and files.

"Give me something for me to do, cook me some food, a special favor maybe just ANYTHING!" He flailed his arms erratically, and she glared at him.

"Say anything of the sort again and I will call my lawyer." she threatened, and he sighed.

"I was kidding, take a joke." He said, and swiveled his chair over to his computer. Signing in on the chat.

Tanaka-Taro has joined the chat

Kanra has joined the chat

Tanaka-Taro: Evening!

Kanra: Why hello~

Tanaka-Taro: Oh, it's just you Kanra? Where's Setton?

Kanra: Oh please! Aren't I enough for anyone?

Tanaka-Taro: Didn't mean it that way, sorry, actually I can't be on that long anyways, I'm packing for a beach trip.

Kanra: Oh?

Tanaka-Taro: Yeah, I'm leaving with my friends tomorrow.

Kanra: Beach huh… Hmmmm~ sounds thrilling!

Tanaka-Taro: I guess so, but I actually shouldn't get distracted with my packing. I'll talk to you later!

Kanra: Goodnight~

Tanaka-Taro: Night.

Tanaka-Taro has signed off

"PERFECT!" Izaya yelled loud enough for the whole apartment complex to here. Namie retorted back.

"Will you ever shut up?"

"Nope, not when I can come up with such brilliant ideas!

"What is it this time?"

"Beach trip!" Izaya cheered.

"Excuse me?"

"You heard me Namie-san! We're going to the beach!"

Namie groaned loudly.

"I'm not going anywhere with you."

"I'll double your salary."

"No."

"Triple."

"No."

"I'll up it by ten?"

"You are just that desperate, aren't you?" she scoffed, and he grinned.

"When I have a chance like this, how can I not be?"

"Whatever, I'll go, just don't do anything too creepy. I do have a lawyer, remember?"

"Oh no Namie-san, nothing to worry…" Izaya said quietly, he then faced the window that bestowed the city view, and below him his humans wandered around in the night.

"This will be a blast… I suspect we'll have more guests than just Ryuugamine-kun and myself. Oh yes, much more…"

- xxx -

And with that, everyone packed there swimsuits, and prepared themselves for the vacation that they will never, ever forget.

A vacation that would surely change their lives, for good.

- xxx -

Izaya just never stops does he? I wonder what he has in mind, hm? I hope it's nothing too dirty!

Anyways please stay tuned, lots of yummy stuff coming up, lots of hilarious moments and such! I hope you enjoy please stick around.